you are the onion tho. aren't you supposed to be satire?
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Why are you now reporting real news???
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this article is dated 2012?
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Yea, but they'd have been called racist for tweeting it then!
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self deportation.
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What drivel. No sources, no names.
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Next stop: Caledon! Utilitopia will be founded any day now!
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Hilarious
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.. go where the money is , get your assets in that plane and be free !!
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Transportation industry report showed cost savings being done using duct tape & paperclips instead of ordering replacement parts.
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These cowards!! :3 :p ;) ^^;
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it does has the feasibility to be true. Sad.
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oh my Gawd this is rich!!! Nicely done Onion!
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He who hesitates to flee, is lost........
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