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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Feb 2017

    Memphis Airport Panda Express Takes Over As Nation's Most Depressing Place http://trib.al/OQvOpTH pic.twitter.com/8Ss71YaeTg

    4:32 PM - 6 Feb 2017
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      2. Chuck Monan aka The Pigskin Preacher‏ @monan_chuck 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I would have voted for the Sbarro at the bus station in Ft. Wayne.

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      1. memphisphil‏ @memfisphil 7 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Damn you! I got excited. I love both the Mem Airport and Panda. Alas, there is no PE at Memphis Int. Fake news can hurt.

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      1. Spooky 👻Steph‏ @barcasteph 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        so I guess this beats McCarran @nandorvila

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      1. Dave Colan‏ @DaveColan 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You have never been to the Popeye's on Hollywood Boulevard.

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      2. Karen‏ @goens001 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        however the blues bar in the memohis airport is fantastic. 🚬🍺🍽

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      1. heather  😝‏ @Good_Chronicle Mar 31
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        damn, didn't even know the airport had one ..

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      1. Luke Rollans‏ @lukerollans 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Are you sure that's a Panda Express?

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      1. bossa nova fan account‏ @theaveragemax 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        any joint Taco Bell/KFC anywhere. They're normally fine individually, but put them together and you instantly feel empty inside

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      1. TinyHandFetish‏ @SentientGOPmeme 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        still second to the oval office

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      2. Chris T.‏ @TweeterAudioGuy 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        didn't you have a beef with these guys @JohnSharkman?

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      3. John Sharkman‏ @JohnSharkman 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TweeterAudioGuy @TheOnion

        yeah, the Panda in the Phoenix airport. They're the worst.

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      1. Duke Halliday‏ @ThinglessNames 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Strip-mall laundromats everywhere are claiming the vote was rigged.

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      1. Philip Ashford‏ @philash14 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Apart from Washington DC

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      1. Kevin Lu‏ @Hyperloop_RBLX 6 Feb 2017
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        Panda express food are terrible

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      1. Cory Papineau‏ @Iam_Canadian 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wrong. It's the White House Situation Room because the lights are still off.

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      1. Շђє D✭LL✭S D✭PiFɆɌ‏ @fanofsport4u 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        right up there with the suicide forest in Japan.

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