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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Feb 2017

    Steve Bannon Slurps Still-Twitching Tail Into Mouth Before Giving Opinion On Syria http://trib.al/GDjLQ2o pic.twitter.com/WAvIVE4wSf

    12:08 PM - 6 Feb 2017
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      2.  🌊 ❄️Speechless ❄️ 🌊‏ @terri_tlmorales 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        he always looks hella hung over! Tail is a nice addition!

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. mama_barber‏ @njtppmom 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @terri_tlmorales @TheOnion

        I know, right?! I always look to see if he's holding a bottle in a brown paper bag.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. Marcia Grimm  🚫V‏ @Only1marcia 7 Feb 2017
        Replying to @njtppmom @terri_tlmorales @TheOnion

        Steve Bannon #BoozeNose reminds me of WC Fields playing a drunk & con man.pic.twitter.com/fgSswuXRzd

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. wraub‏ @wraub 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Could someone please 'shop this guy into a Baron Harkonnen suit, asap? Thanks.

        2 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
      3. Prez Dotard's Countdown to Midterms‏ @3YearsOfMyLife 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @wraub @TheOnion

        Yeah, but leave out the oozing pustules on his face. That's the part of the movie where I always cover my eyes. Blech!

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. wraub‏ @wraub 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @3YearsOfMyLife @TheOnion

        Bannon is available pre-pustuled. Sorry, no other options given...

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. OREN ADLER, CPA‏ @OrenAdlerCPA 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        thats disgusting. Not saying untrue. Not saying unfunny. Just disgusting. Thank you

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      2. CrazyLibertarian‏ @chasingley 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LOL. This is so great. I mean the butt-hurt onion still sore from losing - everything. Article not remotely funny. Nice try though

        6 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3.  🍑 🐊 ⭕️ 🦅‏ @liammatherson5 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @chasingley @TheOnion

        Are you ok? Are you fantasizing about attacking articles that don't even exist? Blink twice if you need help

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Augie‏ @wugie 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So beautiful when the gin blossoms are in full bloom

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      1. αитнσиу‏ @ant1188 6 Feb 2017
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        Trump has a tail... Knew it!

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      2. Sarah Cooper‏Verified account @sarahcpr 13 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @TheAuthorGuy

        and no republican even blinks

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Christopher Moore‏Verified account @TheAuthorGuy 13 Feb 2017
        Replying to @sarahcpr @TheOnion

        They kind of have to blink when they swallow. It's a reptile thing.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Alan O'Sullivan‏ @verytallhuman 6 Feb 2017
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        Alan O'Sullivan Retweeted The Onion

        God bless @TheOnion.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/828696791319183361 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Steve Bannon Slurps Still-Twitching Tail Into Mouth Before Giving Opinion On Syria http://trib.al/GDjLQ2o  pic.twitter.com/WAvIVE4wSf
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      1. Fancy Mom‏ @laurieket 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        that's just -- just too creepy! I got chills!

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      1. Billi Shears  👽‏ @toothisoutthere 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's like V #scifi

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      1. Still 140 (ish) Leland‏ @leland_iii 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Someone rip his rubber human face off to reveal his rubber lizard alien face!

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      1. Marcia Grimm  🚫V‏ @Only1marcia 7 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SethMacFarlane Can't wait to see @Rosie play Bannon on #SNL Ratings will be "Great" & the "Biggest" w #MellissaMcCarthy & Rosie!

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      1. Glen Hughes‏ @quattroGlen 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SethMacFarlane Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name...

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      1. LORI COURTNEY MARIE  📚 🐻 🍀 ❄️ 🏆 🎉 🌎 🌹 🔥 ⭐️‏ @lcoco37 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😬😬😬

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