The guy sits around the yard lighting shrubs on fire in hopes that god will speak to him through one of them.
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To The Onion: WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THIS QUOTE? No sources listed No video. I'm anti-Pence/Trump, but I WANT TRUTH; NO fake
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Yeah - I just found that out - my bad!!
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He will symbolically offer the US up as a blood sacrifice, no angels will stay his hand...
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God Bless the motherfucking Onion
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Does pence just have really horrible teeth or something. You only see fake smiles from this guy with his mouth tightly shut.
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Believe me, anyone who lies as easily as Pence does not believe in God.
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Hey, I'm not a believer myself but at least I don't lie to others about it like Pence.
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That would have been delicious.
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@IAMLOOPER "Mike, this is God. Can you hear me? Good. I want you to sacrifice Don and yourself to me. I need you up here.
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clearest sign ever that God does not love Pence
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has been around for almost 30 years. How does anyone still not know it's satire? Talk about the GOP base being uninformed...
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it's hard to respect a man who calls his wife mommie..
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keep making us laugh while paving your way to hell
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