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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Feb 2017

    Mike Pence Disappointed God Has Never Asked Him To Kill One Of Own Children http://trib.al/drCi8Q6 pic.twitter.com/lBoesEyZK9

    9:30 AM - 6 Feb 2017
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    69 replies 3,088 retweets 7,462 likes
      1. Barrel of Crackers‏ @Barrel_OCracker 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The guy sits around the yard lighting shrubs on fire in hopes that god will speak to him through one of them.

        0 replies 3 retweets 29 likes
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      2. Victoria Evrard‏ @starsmark 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @FFRF

        To The Onion: WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THIS QUOTE? No sources listed No video. I'm anti-Pence/Trump, but I WANT TRUTH; NO fake

        2 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. Duron Lee Wise II‏ @DuragAllDay 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @starsmark @TheOnion @FFRF

        s a t i r e

        1 reply 0 retweets 26 likes
      4. Victoria Evrard‏ @starsmark 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @DuragAllDay @TheOnion @FFRF

        Yeah - I just found that out - my bad!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. Jonathan Schultz‏ @NilVeritas 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He will symbolically offer the US up as a blood sacrifice, no angels will stay his hand...

        1 reply 1 retweet 15 likes
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      1. Dan Monaghan‏ @danmonaghan 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @hemantmehta

        God Bless the motherfucking Onion

        0 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
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      1. Leah "Phil's Spooky Hills" Kessel‏ @leahflame 6 Feb 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/4UjZ8n0WoH

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      2. Tatiana Hershey‏ @hermitAR 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Does pence just have really horrible teeth or something. You only see fake smiles from this guy with his mouth tightly shut.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Joséphine B.‏ @JozeyStarchild 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @hermitAR @TheOnion

        His smile would tempt the ladies too much, that's sinful!

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Lukas Hauser‏ @heroinsmoker 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Believe me, anyone who lies as easily as Pence does not believe in God.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Dory Owen‏ @doryowen 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @heroinsmoker @TheOnion

        Godbelief is a lie we tell ourselves every day. If anything it allows us to resist truth without a twinge of regret.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Lukas Hauser‏ @heroinsmoker 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @doryowen @TheOnion

        Hey, I'm not a believer myself but at least I don't lie to others about it like Pence.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That would have been delicious.

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      1. Charles M. Hildreth‏ @PoppinBotts 7 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @IAMLOOPER "Mike, this is God. Can you hear me? Good. I want you to sacrifice Don and yourself to me. I need you up here. 😉"

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      1. Kat Likkel‏Verified account @klikkonthis 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        clearest sign ever that God does not love Pence

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      1. Dee‏ @DeeMazee 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        has been around for almost 30 years. How does anyone still not know it's satire? Talk about the GOP base being uninformed...

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      1. Sherry Peyton‏ @afeatheradrift 6 Feb 2017
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        it's hard to respect a man who calls his wife mommie..

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      2. Christopher Walken  🇸🇾‏ @rada_mess 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        keep making us laugh while paving your way to hell

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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