A child is never pathetic. Firstly the child is American, secondly, if a child is unusually insecure it is the parents' fault.
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There are still people who don't know The Onion is satire?
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There are also fake news sites. Nevertheless, its wrong not satire to refer to a child as pathetic
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they come right out and say they're satire, never try to present as "real news." Maybe read before attack
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Excuse me? I was attacked for having an opinion? So long as it wasnt your child eh.
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I think you're just missing the point is all, not trying to attack
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You seem to miss my point.
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The child doesn't exist.
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kids these days, always looking for a handout. Sad!
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so what? Not a big deal. Poor daddy, too much work?
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Do you not understand what The Onion is?
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so why do you say this? Make sense
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What a pantywaist!
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My dad would drink beer and yell at me when I road the merry go round, good times!

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Get a job!
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@cook_robert_l Always made my kid ride the inside horse. Outside horses are decorated. That's my god damn horse.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Still the best not news ever.
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This comments section is a mess...
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