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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 3 Feb 2017

    Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away http://trib.al/QVyj9Ce pic.twitter.com/sH9MBe3Jwf

    9:40 AM - 3 Feb 2017
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    • nicole rinde ** 𝚂𝚈𝙽𝚃𝙰𝚇 𝙴𝚁𝚁𝙾𝚁 𝙸𝙽 𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙴 𝟷𝟶 Aaron McKinley Arman Cassandra Pat Kight Sammy Rebecca Trounson Karl Gookey
    60 replies 4,092 retweets 5,902 likes
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      2. deGrom 2018 NL MVP‏ @nyc_sportz 3 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Buster_ESPN Wait why did Buster retweets this? 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Buster Olney‏Verified account @Buster_ESPN 3 Feb 2017
        Replying to @nyc_sportz @TheOnion

        Because I thought it was funny.

        2 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
      4. Michael Pierce‏ @MichaelMPierce 3 Feb 2017
        Replying to @Buster_ESPN

        Hey Buster, did you RT anything like this the last 8 years, or nah?

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. Buster Olney‏Verified account @Buster_ESPN 3 Feb 2017
        Replying to @MichaelMPierce

        Oh, please, that thing is funny no matter what your perspective is because both sides are claiming fake news.

        1 reply 2 retweets 13 likes
      6. Michael Pierce‏ @MichaelMPierce 3 Feb 2017
        Replying to @Buster_ESPN

        No, I agree it was a good one. I had to read it 2-3 times.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. End of conversation
      1. Ana Nymous‏ @AnaNymous2004 3 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sadly this isn't too far off. Many scientists have been backing up their research on global warming, etc.

        0 replies 1 retweet 16 likes
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      1. Victoria Harmon‏ @vicharmonnyc 3 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Giambusso

        I saw the headline and thought it was real news. OHMYGOD.

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      2. Eric Brown‏ @parttimeloon 3 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump has revoked Obama's executive order that mentally ill people can't have their own facts.

        3 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
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      2. Big Damn Twinkie‏ @starlitroom 3 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SusanAllenMN

        if they are climate change scientists, yes, they are.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Rep. Susan Allen‏ @SusanAllenMN 3 Feb 2017
        Replying to @starlitroom @TheOnion

        I read about that! Surreal

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Big Damn Twinkie‏ @starlitroom 3 Feb 2017
        Replying to @SusanAllenMN @TheOnion

        I've never been more proud to be an American than to see the resistance to actions like these. #ourvalues

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Yonassan Gershom - Compassionate Autistic Genius‏ @rooster613 3 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too close to truth to be funny -- Quick, everybody hide your history & science textbooks before Fahrenheit 451 becomes a reality.

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      1. Tracie Bettenhausen‏ @TracieLee 4 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @mouseymcglynn This is what my Twitter feed is to me nowadays. All the things we have to remember as true. Onion, you are so good.

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      1. Vagabond X‏ @GatzTdaMax 3 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ... Some how, it's hard to laugh at this one after all those pages disappeared from the .Gov sites for a few days... ☹️💦

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      2. Carolyn Edy‏ @carolynedy 4 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion Would love to hear that this fake news is true and that @USDA staff stockpiled data before the purge http://wapo.st/2kBZkTy 

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