Does Jay Z know about this?
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I wonder if he's a professional chili judge, or just a hobbyist? There's a big difference, you know.
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there are more black people in her belly than in the presidents cabinet.
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Why is this such an important story, anyway?
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Imagine the look on those twins' faces when they realize they have to pretend they've been living inside B.
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u guys have become more and more irrelevant drop the politics and just be funnnnnyyyyy
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chili judge.

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Or that they came so close to her uh, um, um on the way out.
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who are the fathers?
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I can't wait to see (chili judge) Luke's sunset picture on Instagram. I only hope there's someone in it with a net on their head.
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haha
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I think that I wouldn't mind if my twin spent nine months inside of Bonnie
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Who is that beautiful woman? She talks to The Onion so often and is so insightful.
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the photos look doctored. It's a fake belly. Ellen's preg pics look more real lol
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What if one is white and one is black?
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