My gay English friend was all excited about Groundhog Day. Until I told him it’s not held at Knob Gobblers.
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he saw who was president and said I need to get back to sleep
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@The_eichenBOMB@damico_michael@KSchu_ This crushed me to my core.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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behold: actual comedy. Congratulations.
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this is some solid big J journalism here
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I adore
#PunxsutawneyPhil. Cutest#Prognosticator I've ever seen..I hope-he was right!#SixMoreWeeksOfWinter:)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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another six weeks of winter dam
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I so wish I were a groundhog today and go back to sleep for a long, long time. I swear I thought that was Thumper's hair.
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@RachLWhitehurst I feel like this is very On Brand for the Punxsutawney hateThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Onion, you are only thing keeping me sane.
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I know how he feels
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After his porn video was 'leaked', Phil got a reality show, phone app, emojis & married a famous raptor- money can buy happiness.
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