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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Feb 2017

    World Agrees To Just Take Down Internet For A While Until They Can Find A Good Use For It http://trib.al/D1I6Hnx pic.twitter.com/pkWM23G6iW

    12:31 PM - 1 Feb 2017
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      1. Loose Seal  🐟 🐶‏ @TheOtherLucille 1 Feb 2017
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        ban the cyber until we can figure out what the hell is going on

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      1. Jim Gavin‏ @jimgavin 1 Feb 2017
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        I think they found it yesterday. See @TrumpDraws

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      1. Mad Dog‏ @DesignerDogs 1 Feb 2017
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        Good Use? Don't you mean until Trump can figure out, What The Hell Is Going On Here???

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      1. Jason Linhardt‏ @gospelsparky 1 Feb 2017
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        Then by your own admission, @TheOnion is not good use of the internet.

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      1. Musta MT‏ @Musta_MT 1 Feb 2017
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        @AdeelaOfficial one person or an organisation can not stop the internet alone... P2P networks will rise, toz :)

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      1. nicKm -1 dude-1 love‏ @nickm 1 Feb 2017
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        whats the purpose of this article? contributing to reasons for shutting down the internet due to useless articles?

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      1. asif khan‏ @oobivat 1 Feb 2017
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        I'M READY JESUS

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      1. Dave Langille‏ @cdnusboy 1 Feb 2017
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        Please. Except Twitter like once a week, and maybe e-mail for an hour in the morning.

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      1. Owen J. Wiese‏ @dr_owenw 1 Feb 2017
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        like not using it to announce pregnancies....

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      1. ClarenceDuffy‏ @ClarenceDuffy1 1 Feb 2017
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        HAHAHAHA!!!

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      1. Craig B‏ @craig58 1 Feb 2017
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        Cat videos.

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      1. Golwar‏ @Golwar 1 Feb 2017
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        We already have Netflix!

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