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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 Jan 2017

    30-Year-Old NES Still Wasting Life Playing Video Games http://trib.al/tSqD4P2 pic.twitter.com/bcjM2BF6UJ

    8:06 PM - 31 Jan 2017
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    16 replies 367 retweets 1,095 likes
      1. Michael James‏ @MicJames47 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        somebody please blow on that cartridge.

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      1. Andrew Miller‏ @heyapm 31 Jan 2017
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        sadly the battery on the Legend of Zelda cartridge died 20 years ago

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      2. caio jaeger‏ @caiojaeger 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Dan1611 cara, ainda tenho um desses e funcionando.

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      3. Dan1911‏ @Dan1611 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @caiojaeger @TheOnion

        hj tava vendo meu steam com 340 jogos e 0 de vontade de jogar, tô ficando veio

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      4. caio jaeger‏ @caiojaeger 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Dan1611

        dadas as devidas proporções, também ando assim :(

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      5. Dan1911‏ @Dan1611 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @caiojaeger

        heuheueheu temos q marcar aquela partida de civ5/4

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      6. caio jaeger‏ @caiojaeger 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Dan1611

        tem que marcar um slackline com o bruno de lucca. isso sim é coisa de jovem

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Dan1911‏ @Dan1611 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @caiojaeger

        tu me fez googlar essa porra , com a minha agilidade de 60 anos eu ia quebrar a cara heheheu

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      8. caio jaeger‏ @caiojaeger 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Dan1611

        então uma coisa mais calma, tipo ver o novo filme do harry potter sem o harry potter. o dos animal lá no circo do marcos frotta

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Dan1911‏ @Dan1611 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @caiojaeger

        bha me lembrou que tenho que ir ver o resident evil, me falaram que ta uma bsta

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Магissа‏ @mariss716 31 Jan 2017
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        when you get blown every time you DON'T work, what's the incentive? 👾

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      1. Carrie‏ @carrieberry75 31 Jan 2017
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        we have ours hooked up to a giant TV. Talk about pixelated! @206ses

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      1. RonsterMcMonster‏ @LaidyDeath 1 Feb 2017
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        The White House wasn't gaudy and gold enough for them. Why should they have to 'slum' it ?

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      1. Isenbold‏ @BenStemen 1 Feb 2017
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        Still living in the parents basement too?

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      1. Justin Swanson‏ @geeksunny 31 Jan 2017
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        I like this tweet.

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      1. Kadesh Hendricksen‏ @TheDOTKU 31 Jan 2017
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        ;D

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      1. The Goof!‏ @Real_The_Goof 31 Jan 2017
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        I've got like 4 NES sitting right by me. Only 2 sorta work. And a crate full of NES games.

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      1. Leon‏ @LeonGoudikian 31 Jan 2017
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        Goes on disability for mental issues; this is bullshit.

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      1. Hanover Phist‏ @BobBuBoying 31 Jan 2017
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        is that a Betamax under it?!

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