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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 Jan 2017

      Trump Supporter Has Few Backup Scapegoats Ready To Go In Case Crackdown On Immigrants Doesn’t Fix Everything http://trib.al/5DuIQiu pic.twitter.com/BuLEUKdoi9

      40 replies 1,891 retweets 3,669 likes
      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 Jan 2017

      Local Donald Trump supporter Fred McGuire said he has a few backup scapegoats ready to go: http://trib.al/8bgbud0 pic.twitter.com/sX4AheZHX5

      5:23 PM - 31 Jan 2017
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      • 🎃 #BernieNina2020 Ⓥ GO VEGAN~JUST FOR THEM~4 💛 Duron Lee Wise II Noses Malone Brenda Treat ✱ eSports ฿₳$$€¥ evacman Marie Ⓐ ☭ NY Yankees Apologist
      11 replies 236 retweets 501 likes
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        2. Galactic Avatar‏ @galacticavatar 31 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          "Indefinite detainment"? You mean like Gitmo that Obama promised to close but never did?

          1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
        3. elyn‏ @RossTy5_N 1 Feb 2017
          Replying to @galacticavatar @TheOnion

          .bcuz Congress blocked everything he tried to do from day 1 because of the color of his skin..? Consequences 🤷🏻‍♀️

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        4. Galactic Avatar‏ @galacticavatar 1 Feb 2017
          Replying to @RossTy5_N @TheOnion

          Absolute bullshit. Got any proof of that claim?

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        5. elyn‏ @RossTy5_N 2 Feb 2017
          Replying to @galacticavatar @TheOnion

          Btr yet, prove otherwise.McConnel stated 1st day that his 1 goal was 2 make him a 1 term Pres.Research!I was there

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        6. Galactic Avatar‏ @galacticavatar 3 Feb 2017
          Replying to @RossTy5_N @TheOnion

          That doesn't prove his motivation was based on the colour of his skin.

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        1. elyn‏ @RossTy5_N 1 Feb 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          @EJLandwehr DEMONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES.Just remember that.

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        1. Tonia Jones‏ @HomeyRentals 31 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          scary.

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        2. John Mack‏ @JohnMac44016350 31 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          i John Mack a black man respect trump and ain't no body gotta me leave

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        3. elyn‏ @RossTy5_N 1 Feb 2017
          Replying to @JohnMac44016350 @TheOnion

          Huh?

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        4. John Mack‏ @JohnMac44016350 1 Feb 2017
          Replying to @RossTy5_N @TheOnion

          wasn't talking 2 u

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        1. Matt Aaron‏ @BronxLaugher 31 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          lmao, The Onion hitting a little too close to home these days. 😥

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        1. Lynn Sellick-Lane‏ @LynnSellickLane 31 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Thinly veiled propaganda. At least try to be funny.

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        1. enna ennerson‏ @enna_1776 31 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          what happened? used to be so funny. now it's just huffington post

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        2. Debra McGraw‏ @DebMcGraw 31 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Is that suppose to be funny??

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        3. Robin Votes  ❄️ 🌨‏ @mystcfolly 31 Jan 2017
          Replying to @DebMcGraw @TheOnion

          Unfortunately, that was not at all funny. :(

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