I've survived the Black Death (no really), does this mean I have dual trump end of the world resilience?
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no but you have diplomatic immunity
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WOW, is this "dark humor" or are you really "throwing in the towel" on comedy? YIKES!
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From Revelations: "And the last trumpet will sound." Trump+Pence=Trumpence=Trumpets=give me an internship the world is over anyway
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it's true though. Scientific community foresees a deadly infectious disease outbreak that can travel the world in hours...
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that's why Ebola was such a huge deal, SARS, bird flu, swine flu.
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What is coming?
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Entropy. The heat death of the universe.
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I wish you were kidding.
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Hey there, Nostradamus.
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Hey, Onion. That's pretty freakin dark. Accurate but dark.
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crikey
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@whynotjerrynben you'll appreciate thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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well we can hope that the extreme vetting will stop the coming attacks on Western Civ.
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@miserablemammal
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