I love Onion but this is #ableist Many people need medication & should not be stigmatized
@TheOnion @PhillipAdams_1https://twitter.com/theonion/status/826537057979768832 …
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I love Onion but this is #ableist Many people need medication & should not be stigmatized
@TheOnion @PhillipAdams_1https://twitter.com/theonion/status/826537057979768832 …
You aptly note that some meds are vital -- but who really needs eyelash pills?
@TheOnion @PhillipAdams_1
there's an eyelash pill?
Yup...there really is.
http://www.latisse.com/
@EJLandwehr @TheOnion @PhillipAdams_1
How does he keep a straight face?
Drug addict starter kit
wow I've been taking 4 my whole life
Uppers, downers, stool softeners, stool hardeners, ill be so high and my stools won't know what to do.
So can you combo the injections AND pills or....
#askingforafriend
You can only hope people don't believe this. Which is a bit of a stretch as seeing Donald Trump got elected.
Hell I almost believed it. I don't know much about @TheOnion, but this has to be a joke…Pharmaceutical companies=CORRUPT!


The whole point of @TheOnion is funny news. Have you seen their article about a man who moved to Minneapolis but forgot why?
@pchat002 can't wait for this lecture in ECM!!!
you try living in America unmedicated. It is BRUTAL!
Damn I’m taking 8 of all those shapes. I’m winning
If I take more than recommended does that mean I’ll live longer????????
Yeah, but, like, who would want to live.. longer ??
Hmm good point...maybe so life will suck less tho?????
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