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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 Jan 2017

    Doctors Recommend Americans Take At Least 5 Pills Per Daypic.twitter.com/THCdm6Z1hH

    1:06 PM - 31 Jan 2017
    • 413 Retweets
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    • class act الىى Lauren Case stevia leaf 🌏☮️Ashwani Garg☯禅 Watkins Dina Danny Eryn Johnson gabriel cordero
    26 replies 413 retweets 881 likes
      1. New conversation
      2.  ♿️ Erik Landwehr  🏳️‍🌈‏ @EJLandwehr 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

         ♿️ Erik Landwehr  🏳️‍🌈 Retweeted The Onion

        I love Onion but this is #ableist Many people need medication & should not be stigmatized @TheOnion @PhillipAdams_1https://twitter.com/theonion/status/826537057979768832 …

         ♿️ Erik Landwehr  🏳️‍🌈 added,

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Doctors Recommend Americans Take At Least 5 Pills Per Day pic.twitter.com/THCdm6Z1hH
        3 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. fake consultant‏ @fakeconsultant 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @EJLandwehr

        You aptly note that some meds are vital -- but who really needs eyelash pills? @TheOnion @PhillipAdams_1

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. Pjoyfarrar 🌊 🌊‏ @pjoyfarra 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @fakeconsultant @EJLandwehr and

        there's an eyelash pill?

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      5. fake consultant‏ @fakeconsultant 2 Feb 2017
        Replying to @pjoyfarra

        Yup...there really is. http://www.latisse.com/  @EJLandwehr @TheOnion @PhillipAdams_1

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
      6. End of conversation
      1. Shemp‏ @shemp357 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @forrestmaready

        How does he keep a straight face?

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      1. SEAN C TURNER‏ @SEANCTURNER1 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Drug addict starter kit

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      1. Youngin on his Grind‏ @Krunalt4 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        wow I've been taking 4 my whole life

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      2. Chronohwhocares‏ @DamenTools 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Uppers, downers, stool softeners, stool hardeners, ill be so high and my stools won't know what to do.

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
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      1. Aa Zetnoid‏ @zetnoid666 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So can you combo the injections AND pills or.... #askingforafriend

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      2. some meta username‏ @BenRosewell522 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You can only hope people don't believe this. Which is a bit of a stretch as seeing Donald Trump got elected.

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. ⋕𝔸𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕎𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕞𝕠𝕠𝕣𝕖 🕷‏ @Mr_Westmoore 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @BenRosewell522

        Hell I almost believed it. I don't know much about @TheOnion, but this has to be a joke…Pharmaceutical companies=CORRUPT!🤔😢😡

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. some meta username‏ @BenRosewell522 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @Mr_Westmoore

        The whole point of @TheOnion is funny news. Have you seen their article about a man who moved to Minneapolis but forgot why?

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Michael Berres‏ @OopsAllBerres 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @pchat002 can't wait for this lecture in ECM!!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Paul Chatterton‏ @pchat002 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @OopsAllBerres @TheOnion

        you try living in America unmedicated. It is BRUTAL!

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. oshizlgzngahr‏ @oshizlgzngahr 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @mortazii

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. الىى‏ @mortazii 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @oshizlgzngahr @TheOnion

        Damn I’m taking 8 of all those shapes. I’m winning

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. الىى‏ @mortazii 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @mortazii @TheOnion

        If I take more than recommended does that mean I’ll live longer????????

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. oshizlgzngahr‏ @oshizlgzngahr 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @mortazii @TheOnion

        Yeah, but, like, who would want to live.. longer ??

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      6. الىى‏ @mortazii 29 Sep 2017
        Replying to @oshizlgzngahr @TheOnion

        Hmm good point...maybe so life will suck less tho?????

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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