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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Jan 2017

    Trump Insists That Now, More Than Ever, Americans Must Stand Strong In Face Of Empathy http://trib.al/sLjL9Ck pic.twitter.com/UX1XkGnycu

    1:07 PM - 30 Jan 2017
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    38 replies 1,447 retweets 2,999 likes
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      2. Grayson Cobb‏ @cobbgwc 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/wzXXGXUAVq

        1 reply 4 retweets 14 likes
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      1. Andrea R MD‏ @AndreaR9Md 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The only way to tell this is satire; in @realDonaldTrump statement the words are too big and the spelling and punctuation are correct.

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      1. enemy of the state‏ @NormaltonJim 30 Jan 2017
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        has Spicer retweeted this yet?

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You spelled empathy wrong. It's i-d-i-o-c-y.

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      2. Fergus McCarthy‏ @TheMapleChrist 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Liam__logue

        @Anthony_Smitty Lempathy

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. godli‏ @Liam__logue 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheMapleChrist @TheOnion @Anthony_Smitty

        Bigly

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      1. Simon‏ @mccobsta 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        making alternative news

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      1. Tyler Hall‏ @thall1395 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought you guys were satire? What's with the real news lately? 😆

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      1. Ronald Pasko‏ @ronaldpasko 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        you don't deserve to stand in front of the medal of honor you draft dodger

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      1. Lola Frijola‏ @LolaFrijola 30 Jan 2017
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        @seanspicer Run with it...

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      1. Carole Campbell Tabb‏ @TabbCarole 30 Jan 2017
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        NEVER under his "lack of leadership" ... dictatorship is NOT America!

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      1. JDegarson‏ @johndegarson 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @nothoughtshere

        i read the headline 5 times thinking to myself this can't be real then realized it was an onion article. lol

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      1. new account. @dockerjo1960‏ @DockerJo 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @zoeinthecities He really is jaw-droppingly narcissistic. *shakes head in utter disbelief*

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      1. Jason Linhardt‏ @gospelsparky 30 Jan 2017
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        we stand in the face of feels over reals and say ENOUGH!

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      1. Krista Maree‏ @MareeKrista 30 Jan 2017
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        Because Trump attended military school, he is often able to quote from Sun Tzu's The Art of War and how to defeat empathy.

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      1. Ericka Charette, MA (Eunice Crankyponts)‏ @eunicecrankypon 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lmao

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      1. Kelley Larion-Rieser‏ @KelleyLarionRie 30 Jan 2017
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        sick puppy.

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