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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Jan 2017

    Trump Claims Waterboarding Doesn’t Come Close To The Excruciating Torment He Experiences At Every Moment http://trib.al/VEv7nrK pic.twitter.com/rjY0zMDdmU

    8:19 PM - 29 Jan 2017
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      1. Diamondgirl23‏ @astinos2323 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Then someone please put that dog out of his misery. Put him to sleep. He shouldn't be made to suffer any longer.

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      2. Chronohwhocares‏ @DamenTools 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "It's tremendous, really, what I go through on a daily basis. These guys get what? Water? I have ten heart attacks a day."

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Daniel Arellano‏ @danjmzarellano 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @DamenTools @TheOnion

        they're tremendous heart attacks, really. I've been told they're some of the world's great heart attacks. Believe me.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Chronohwhocares‏ @DamenTools 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @danjmzarellano

        I had some guys tell me, real smart guys, they said, get this, my heart attacks are almost as bad as Jesus's. Close second.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Daniel Arellano‏ @danjmzarellano 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @DamenTools

        The cardiologists are overmatched. Theyre simply extraordinary heart attacks. Some of the smartest fatty foods are causing them.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Jeremy‏ @jdogg836 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I didn’t realize tiny hands were painful.

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      1. Sven Kristiansen‏ @swggrkllr 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @potus Being waterboarded isn't half as bad as having a SMALL inauguration crowd.

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      2. Allison Be Demure‏ @allisonBeDemure 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/MjaBtRRX7I

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      3. StraightEdge Nexus‏ @Sen07Nexus 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @allisonBeDemure @TheOnion

        it's the opposite, and you stole it

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Allison Be Demure‏ @allisonBeDemure 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Sen07Nexus @TheOnion

        stole what?

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      1. Sven Kristiansen‏ @swggrkllr 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @potus There there, cry baby.

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      1. Michelle Wagner‏ @miche2085 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ddimick wait, is the onion reporting real news now? 😉

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      1. ImplausibleEndeavors‏ @MindOfMo 29 Jan 2017
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        It plainly was excruciating for Trump to not be his parents' fave. #TheCycle: HE tortures 4 of his 5 by favoring #Ivanka. So sad!

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      1. Thomas Abt‏ @AbtExecSearch 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That is awesome!

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      2. Life is what it is!!‏ @rs791d01 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        if this is real this is not funny at all. This man needs professional help how can this happen to our country #somebodyhelp

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      1. Just a human‏ @Fuerniss 30 Jan 2017
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        For @seanspicer

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      1. georges phipps‏ @oct26 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lets waterboard the old fool and see if he holds the same position

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      1. Elsa‏ @Hey_Elsa 29 Jan 2017
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        Satire is dead when I believe its true.... #satireisdead

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