Then someone please put that dog out of his misery. Put him to sleep. He shouldn't be made to suffer any longer.
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"It's tremendous, really, what I go through on a daily basis. These guys get what? Water? I have ten heart attacks a day."
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they're tremendous heart attacks, really. I've been told they're some of the world's great heart attacks. Believe me.
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I had some guys tell me, real smart guys, they said, get this, my heart attacks are almost as bad as Jesus's. Close second.
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The cardiologists are overmatched. Theyre simply extraordinary heart attacks. Some of the smartest fatty foods are causing them.
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I didn’t realize tiny hands were painful.
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@potus Being waterboarded isn't half as bad as having a SMALL inauguration crowd.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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it's the opposite, and you stole it
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stole what?
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@ddimick wait, is the onion reporting real news now?
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That is awesome!
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if this is real this is not funny at all. This man needs professional help how can this happen to our country
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lets waterboard the old fool and see if he holds the same position
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Satire is dead when I believe its true....
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