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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Jan 2017

      "If we have to track Muslims online, in order to keep us safe, I’m willing to make that sacrifice." http://trib.al/huUxHoH pic.twitter.com/isG1aA1RLR

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Jan 2017

      From The Archives: Area Man Willing To Give Up Any Of Muslims’ Rights Necessary To Feel Safe http://trib.al/Rl3yVJ4 pic.twitter.com/u7UTUJEkgH

      3:09 PM - 29 Jan 2017
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        1. Winter Writes‏ @WinterWrites1 29 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." Benjamin Franklin

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        1. C. Annibal‏ @zoro4661 29 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          It's bad that this sounds less like a @TheOnion article and more like...news.

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        1. Malcolm Grimston‏ @MalcolmGrimston 29 Jan 2017
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          I preferred it when The Onion was being satirical.

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        1. SlamingSlyFox‏ @nickelodeonnot 29 Jan 2017
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          white privilege willing to give up other people's rights for his own safety, how privileged of him!

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        1. Sleepy Pagan‏ @SleepyPagan 29 Jan 2017
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          it's a slippery slope to give up one's rights, especially if they aren't your own. Too many sheeple in this country

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        1. Hawkeye‏ @Hawkeye7115 29 Jan 2017
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          As long as they are not his personal sacrifice. Other people's rights are not his to sacrifice!

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        1. Barbara Seidl‏ @BarwhsB 29 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I am a refugee from Germany My Mom1939 taken out of Poland by Hitler, born in a camp. Find out your lineage. Someone paid a price

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        1. Barbara Seidl‏ @BarwhsB 29 Jan 2017
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          @BarwhsB My Mom was taken out of Poland 1939 by Hitler, I was born I. Germany refugee camp. Where did you come from? Find out!

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        1. Joan A. King-Thomas‏ @JoJO2752 29 Jan 2017
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          Talk to Saudia Arabia they're citizens took out twin towers. None list sent terrorists green NO's did.

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        1. Krista Maree‏ @MareeKrista 29 Jan 2017
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          After failing in a short career of hostage negotiating, Mr. Farnsworth decided to try a career in religious freedom negotiations.

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        1. Always Inspire (M Irfan)‏ @always_inspires 29 Jan 2017
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          Lets plant chips into the heads of Muslims and track all their thoughts... Feel safe? Now?

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        2. Todd Stanton‏ @StantonLawLLC 29 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Sounds like what that other area man said about gun owners' rights.

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        3. Dexter Morgan‏ @DexterMorgan70 29 Jan 2017
          Replying to @StantonLawLLC @TheOnion

          It's the same principle.

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        1. bi-thany‏ @shits_lit 29 Jan 2017
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          sadly, nearly true.

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