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From The Archives: Area Man Willing To Give Up Any Of Muslims’ Rights Necessary To Feel Safe http://trib.al/Rl3yVJ4 pic.twitter.com/u7UTUJEkgH
Remember when this was satire? Good times.
Exactly what part of this is supposed to be satire? I'm sure there are old white men all across the US who'd say it. @TheOnion @PaxNostrum
All of it. Satire: use of humor, irony, or ridicule to expose/criticize people's stupidity particularly in politics
I know they mean it as satire. Problem is, it's exactly what's happening Satire is supposed to be outrageous & not actually real @PaxNostrum
I'm in agreement that it's shocking that such an absurd position is up for debate at all. Another sign of the #Trumpocalypse
can we also start tracking white surburbia over 50? I'm willing to make that sacrifice. They've killed more Americans.
@Skeptic_George that is not a personal sacrifice. That is a con job. Not "man" enough to deal with other "men"?
Hi Dona. It's satire. 
Can't always tell when people are joking. Trump being an entertainer.
George, Some is funny, most is silly
I think you are shifting from satire to legitimate reporting.
@2braptuedbyJC77
What people fail to realize, is that they are already tracking all of us Americans! Add the Muslims!
After the Spence thing, I think you guys are just trolling for more likes from the White House !
I don't think you understand what The Onion is.
explanation: The WH doesn't seem to realize what the @TheOnion is and by clicking like on articles they look even sillier
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