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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Jan 2017

    "If we have to track Muslims online, in order to keep us safe, I’m willing to make that sacrifice." http://trib.al/huUxHoH pic.twitter.com/isG1aA1RLR

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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        From The Archives: Area Man Willing To Give Up Any Of Muslims’ Rights Necessary To Feel Safe http://trib.al/Rl3yVJ4 pic.twitter.com/u7UTUJEkgH

        16 replies 210 retweets 438 likes
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      1. Mamiya Man‏ @theMamiyaMan 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Remember when this was satire? Good times.

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      2. Timothy Thelen "I will vote in every election"‏ @timmthelen 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Exactly what part of this is supposed to be satire? I'm sure there are old white men all across the US who'd say it. @TheOnion @PaxNostrum

        1 reply 2 retweets 3 likes
      3. ~0~ #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica‏ @PaxNostrum 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @timmthelen @TheOnion

        All of it. Satire: use of humor, irony, or ridicule to expose/criticize people's stupidity particularly in politics

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Timothy Thelen "I will vote in every election"‏ @timmthelen 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @PaxNostrum

        I know they mean it as satire. Problem is, it's exactly what's happening Satire is supposed to be outrageous & not actually real @PaxNostrum

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. ~0~ #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica‏ @PaxNostrum 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @timmthelen

        I'm in agreement that it's shocking that such an absurd position is up for debate at all. Another sign of the #Trumpocalypse

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      2. Crystal‏ @crys_towers 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        can we also start tracking white surburbia over 50? I'm willing to make that sacrifice. They've killed more Americans.

        1 reply 0 retweets 22 likes
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      2. Dona Lynette Stewart‏ @donalynette 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Skeptic_George that is not a personal sacrifice. That is a con job. Not "man" enough to deal with other "men"?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Septic George‏ @Skeptic_George 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @donalynette @TheOnion

        Hi Dona. It's satire. ☺️

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. Dona Lynette Stewart‏ @donalynette 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Skeptic_George @TheOnion

        Can't always tell when people are joking. Trump being an entertainer.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Septic George‏ @Skeptic_George 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @donalynette @TheOnion

        😊😊😊

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      6. Dona Lynette Stewart‏ @donalynette 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Skeptic_George @TheOnion

        George, Some is funny, most is silly

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Hyrin‏ @hyrinshratu 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think you are shifting from satire to legitimate reporting.

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      1. Mrs. Mortazavi‏ @MortazaviMrs 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @2braptuedbyJC77 What people fail to realize, is that they are already tracking all of us Americans! Add the Muslims!

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      2. WindowGuy Dustin‏ @windowguy11 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        After the Spence thing, I think you guys are just trolling for more likes from the White House !

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Hayley Davis‏ @DayleyDHavis 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @windowguy11 @TheOnion

        I don't think you understand what The Onion is.

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. WindowGuy Dustin‏ @windowguy11 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @DayleyDHavis

        explanation: The WH doesn't seem to realize what the @TheOnion is and by clicking like on articles they look even sillier

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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