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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Jan 2017

    "I couldn’t help but notice that the current occupant of the White House owns more than 500 companies." http://trib.al/vkbZqE5 pic.twitter.com/wpTbI4lJvY

    8:49 AM - 29 Jan 2017
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    • am ariel lizzy ethereal punk Joe Raffaele Setinapa Nhoj BooooOooOOOOoomer REST IN POWER SWEARSAYER GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN ☭ Steven Surprise
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      1. Chronohwhocares‏ @DamenTools 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yet another sad but true article from the onion, who is supposed to be satire. I really do hate the future.

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      2. Russell Brown‏ @Russell36630045 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        he relinquished those to his sons and vice chairman. Being highly successful isn't a disqualifant to being president

        5 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Vanessa Peters‏ @vanessapeters 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Russell36630045

        he didn't relinquish anything, but keep in whistling in the dark.

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
      4. Russell Brown‏ @Russell36630045 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @vanessapeters

        he makes no profit, he shouldn't have to go bankrupt to please a few pissants that can't accept defeat

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Stuart W.  🌹‏ @Britestoan 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Russell36630045 @vanessapeters

        Why? He's gone bankrupt before on his own merits.

        3 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      6. Vanessa Peters‏ @vanessapeters 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Britestoan

        I don't understand your statement, rephrase?

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      7. Vanessa Peters‏ @vanessapeters 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @vanessapeters @Britestoan

        or were you replying to that Russell guy? I can't see his tweets anymore. 😉

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      8. Stuart W.  🌹‏ @Britestoan 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @vanessapeters

        To the Russell guy. He had no reply.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      9. Vanessa Peters‏ @vanessapeters 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Britestoan

        yeah, I figured as much. I think he's a troll account. I battled him much of yesterday b4 finally blocking him. Wasted energy.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. m‏ @MarcoTotti14 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        U can certainly c how peanut farm could b conflict of interest 4 president >>>international commercial real estate & hotels.

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      2. Suzi ♫‏ @MessMakerPro 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        THERE Is no making fun of Jimmy Carter. Now that history has moved on he has proved his worth & it's not in dollars

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      3.  🌊Dr. Dana  🌊‏ @DNPnotMD 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @MessMakerPro

        it doesn't make fun of Carter, it shows how absurd it is that Trump is allowed to have his businesses while president.

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      1. Krista Maree‏ @MareeKrista 29 Jan 2017
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        Mr President, your peanut farm was taken b/c you were profiting by growing a weapon of death for those suffering peanut allergies

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      1. Whatever109‏ @Whatever1091 5 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TabbiItalian Exactly- and no taxpayers money. - for a change- that's the point this year!!

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      1. Mdumbu‏ @Mdumbu3 29 Jan 2017
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        @matigary while others like Goblin @ProfJNMoyo @Hon_Kasukuwere & fellow thieves actually take up politics to grab 13 farms each!!

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      1.  🇺🇸 ⚜️NanLA  ⚜️ 🇺🇸 ❄️‏ @NanPitre 29 Jan 2017
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        gets real

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      1. Irene‏ @IreneDifJen 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @joncoopertweets See 13 & 15 Trump interviews say met & relationship wPutin. Proof Putin & Trump share lie to cover up. TRUMP OWES

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      1. Jim Newman‏ @flint141592653 30 Jan 2017
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        . That's a good thing!

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