not now the onion
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lolllll are u scared of spiders?
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what's ur biggest fear
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Tell the spider my daughter says hello. She loves spiders.
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she sounds nice
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I mis-read the Terrtweet and thought it said; "Spicer sitting on shower wall waiting for the man to notice him."
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waiting for hubby's scream!
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my face would be the last thing this spider sees.
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omfg ima unfollow if u keep it up
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It's classic spider terrorist vs infidel toilet waterboarding. Not much intel gathered, but one less terrorist spider in the world
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We've been through this before... TRIGGER WARNING before showing pictures of bloody spiders
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All hell's breaking loose at US airports. What are you doing retweeting old jokes? Get in the fight or get out.
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that's exactly what God said when he gave us Trump.
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So showers now come with blue-tooth?
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SEE I ALWAYS SAY SPIDERS ARE NATURE'S ASSHOLES!
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