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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Jan 2017

    Temp Excited To Begin First Day As Secretary Of Agriculture http://trib.al/MKle71s pic.twitter.com/8420hcguXG

    1:59 PM - 28 Jan 2017
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    19 replies 583 retweets 1,737 likes
      1. Krista Maree‏ @MareeKrista 28 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's an easy job.There's occasional meetings w Monsanto to agree w GMO's & chemicals they develop, they always bring fruit baskets

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      1. Murph‏ @Murph01563299 28 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can't keep track of what is real and what isn't anymore. #whereami #merica

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      2. DeniseMarie Sobieski‏ @PrairieGoddessD 28 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        One of my high school students needs a job. I think Sect of Education is open. More qualified than DeVos

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      1. James Aragon‏ @SuperfancyJames 28 Jan 2017
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        @POTUS if only this didn't hit so close to home. #burn

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      1. Meredith Morphew‏ @meredithmorphew 28 Jan 2017
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        this cracks me up every damn time!

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      1. Manny Kaliontzakis‏ @kalio_17 31 Jan 2017
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        I have faith in him. He'll be tremendous!!!

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      1. annie‏ @mrsminkanic 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know why you are called "the onion" .. layer after layer of stink. And absolutely no core. Just stink.

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      1. Keith Schoenthal‏ @ch1efke1th 28 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SteveKerr I just knew I liked you Coach. Re tweeting Onion feeds has to be high on the list of why!

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      1. Jeremy Gordon‏ @JeremySF 28 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SteveKerr love you Steve.

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      1. Mo Jo‏ @Fortun3_C00kie 28 Jan 2017
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        #NoBanNoWall

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      1. Adm. Jolson Faln‏ @USS_Asimov 28 Jan 2017
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        if you are going to give #drumpf ideas, at least make them good ones!

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      1. wonderer‏ @wondereriam 28 Jan 2017
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        gee, I thought it was cnn... you can't tweet real news, onion!

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      1. Deixar-pra là jusqu'à la mort クポ❢ | EdJay‏ @Tarcil 28 Jan 2017
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        Reminds me all too much of #Idiocracy ..... ö_____ö Where will the world be going to? :3 @TheOnion

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      1. We Persist‏ @birdistheherd 28 Jan 2017
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        This is not a joke but a new reality

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      1. Charles Ulm‏ @masonulm 28 Jan 2017
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        good one

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