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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Jan 2017

    "I must do these foul deeds to free Papa, thinking only of his face slowly disappearing behind that lantern glass." http://trib.al/QOueEnN pic.twitter.com/k4zvOxzuVy

    8:29 AM - 28 Jan 2017
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      1. Chris Casey‏ @ferrodiabloC5 28 Jan 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/h6NHe9IW1F

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      1. m‏ @MarcoTotti14 28 Jan 2017
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        Can we stop pretending this fool isn't a true believer please?

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      1. Krista Maree‏ @MareeKrista 28 Jan 2017
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        Some do it for a steady paycheck, media attention & a high rank in an undisclosed new branch of the military...pic.twitter.com/trkRMohUiX

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      1. VOTE ON TUESDAY NOVEMBER 6‏ @venetianblonde 28 Jan 2017
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      1. geno‏ @dungenessNW 28 Jan 2017
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        You are delusional...pic.twitter.com/PmRblFjs4D

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      2. Maddie Deemter‏ @Maddog__ 28 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @hannahmillard11

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      3. Han‏ @hannahmillard11 28 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Maddog__ @TheOnion

        it all makes sense now 😂

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      1. Barbara Hagy‏ @barhagy 28 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did she trap her father in a lantern?

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      1. LAtoNYC‏ @CivilRightsAd 29 Jan 2017
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        She has sold her soul to the devil!👿

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      1. Mr. Brightside‏ @hardball1018 28 Jan 2017
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        That bitch is scary. Put that face on a bottle of rat poison

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      1. Earl Killian‏ @earlkillian 28 Jan 2017
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        sorry about Papa, but not at the expense of the country's soul.

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      1. Keith Allen‏ @keithwadeallen 28 Jan 2017
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      1. Deana Dent‏ @realdeanadent 28 Jan 2017
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        that explains it!

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      1. bill gordon‏ @bgordon916 28 Jan 2017
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        LOL..

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      1. neshiadc‏ @RodneshiaChoice 29 Jan 2017
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        @Mike_P_Williams is this real??? Please tell me this isn't real.

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      1. Herpules‏ @smeltonfelter 28 Jan 2017
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        this is a picture of her corpse.

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      1. Bo Hennessy‏ @BoHennessy1 28 Jan 2017
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        aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!!!

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      1. Camb Larmunckle‏ @pinkletonkid 28 Jan 2017
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      1. Nick‏ @pedestrian_wolf 28 Jan 2017
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        There's this ongoing thing where women around Trump are treated as prisoners. Wrong. Kellyanne, of all people, chose this freely.

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