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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Jan 2017

    Study: 73% Of Bedroom Closets Have Wife’s Boy Toy Crouched Naked Inside http://trib.al/k2Wwwqm pic.twitter.com/rhJceaFPA3

    6:26 PM - 27 Jan 2017
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    • DangDajun Yathindu carmalised onion David Saint Cornelius cindy TayTay tarah sexe skeleton
    23 replies 255 retweets 1,149 likes
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      2. Brendan Zeinstra‏ @zeinstrabrendan 27 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @_chrisvergara_

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      3. Stauff‏ @brettstauff40 28 Jan 2017
        Replying to @zeinstrabrendan @TheOnion @_chrisvergara_

        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      2. Krista Maree‏ @MareeKrista 27 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        More money is required for further study to determine what percent of the 73% are actual toyspic.twitter.com/krAPt0B1jF

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Glimmbo‏ @glimmbo 28 Jan 2017
        Replying to @MareeKrista @TheOnion

        Skinny Nick Offerman?

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. Krista Maree‏ @MareeKrista 28 Jan 2017
        Replying to @glimmbo @TheOnion

        That would be a popular naked boy toy that a lot of women would hide in their closet. He's also popular with Barbie toys

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      2. Alice‏ @alfal_fa 27 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        that man in the picture is NOT naked and I no longer know what to believe

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Czareon‏ @CzareonSays 27 Jan 2017
        Replying to @alfal_fa @TheOnion

        fake news strikes again!

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Alena‏ @AVAAntares 27 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        False advertising. I can totally see his shorts in that photo.

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      2. Vivien Jackson‏ @Vivien_Jackson 27 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The 27% contain a nightmare with fangs.

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      1. Elizabeth Denham‏ @LittleGreenHero 27 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If only.

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      1. Glenn Bealmer‏ @GlennBealmer 27 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump has proof that Hillary has 3 to 5 million in her closet. He'll have a press conference soon to present the evidence.

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      1. Toby‏ @TenaciousTubbs 27 Jan 2017
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        just checked - I am one of the lucky few!!! His name's Dave.

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      1. Jacob‏ @Gray_J73 27 Jan 2017
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        I'd like to see the official study, there's no way it's not closer to like 92%.

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      1. oneupadowner‏ @StaceyRombkows1 28 Jan 2017
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        I'm going to check my closet. .....

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      1. Bill Parks‏ @HemiBParks 28 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        - No room in our closet for a boy toy. The plumber is already there

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      1. Pegster‏ @VegasPeg 27 Jan 2017
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        LOL

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      1. Big Bad Bloodydamn.‏ @redjill55 27 Jan 2017
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        One woman 100 yrs ago kept hers in the attic for 20 yrs. Then he popped out one night and killed her husband. True story.

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