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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Jan 2017

    White House Staff Reminded To Place Lids Firmly On Trash Cans After Steve Bannon Gets Into Garbage Again http://trib.al/PgCm6mG pic.twitter.com/DdkCKQsDY9

    11:39 AM - 27 Jan 2017
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    76 replies 4,301 retweets 9,078 likes
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      2. Graham Cracker‏ @HeddaGd 27 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's too easy to visualize Bannon eating garbage.

        3 replies 5 retweets 48 likes
      3. вlue ѕooтн‏ @jRobertJohnson 27 Jan 2017
        Replying to @HeddaGd @TheOnion

        Jeez, Heather! He may be a lot of things, but he isn't a cannibal!

        2 replies 2 retweets 45 likes
      4. Graham Cracker‏ @HeddaGd 27 Jan 2017
        Replying to @jRobertJohnson @TheOnion

        positive?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. вlue ѕooтн‏ @jRobertJohnson 27 Jan 2017
        Replying to @HeddaGd @TheOnion

        Positive for salmonella

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1. вlue ѕooтн‏ @jRobertJohnson 27 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Where's the trash can in this pic? All I see is Trump's cabinet.

        0 replies 2 retweets 64 likes
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      1. M‏ @fourhorseman17 27 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Remember when Steve Bannon was a lovable drunk in Mayberry?pic.twitter.com/DrvtTgthNS

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      1. 🅟🅞🅡🅣🅛🅐🅝🅓 🅑🅔🅔🅡‏ @Portland_Beer 27 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/tyOSvvktkM

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      1. David Schumacher‏ @dwschu 27 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Doesn't matter what side you're on, if you don't find @TheOnion funny, something is wrong.

        0 replies 1 retweet 19 likes
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      1. Grand Moff Joseph‏ @GrandMoffJoseph 27 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Are we sure this isn't actually real?

        0 replies 1 retweet 12 likes
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      1. Nick‏ @nicksuicide 27 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SethMacFarlanepic.twitter.com/zxy2chR2GV

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 27 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just don't call him raccoon boy, he hates that.

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      2. severed head phillips™  🦇‏ @tad_phillip 27 Jan 2017
        Replying to @PeoplesPulse4U

        nope, it appears to be your opinions

        0 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
      3. End of conversation
      1. Teresa Baker‏ @T_Bake7 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @moorehn

        Don't you mean escapes from garbage can again??

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      1. Krista Maree‏ @MareeKrista 27 Jan 2017
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        As Trump's most fervent environmentalist, he was only sorting it for recyclables.

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      1. Michael R Rivers‏ @Mike_Rivers_2kx 27 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        Tweet Tweet! IF that's all he's getting into, then the USA might survive the next four years...Keep it up, ONION!

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      1. Duggie‏ @dougoal 27 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If anyone looks like an alky who just crawled out of a dumpster after week long bender, it's Bannon.

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      1. Tyler Dinucci‏ @TylerDinucci 27 Jan 2017
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        !!!

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      1. Bethalina‏ @therealbdubs13 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @jvagle Bannon is the garbage #StopPresidentBannon

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