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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Jan 2017

    God Unable To Remember What Year Humanity Goes Extinct http://trib.al/aySs2XF pic.twitter.com/VweowFRSN2

    7:36 AM - 27 Jan 2017
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    19 replies 323 retweets 1,071 likes
      1. Ana Isabel Mejia Andrade‏ @IToldYouSo13 27 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Universe B Tripping #LMFO #Science 😂😂😂pic.twitter.com/923yetzMom

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      1. Gooby McSpoo‏ @JRMlaw91 27 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hint: it starts with "201".

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      1. Jen Houston 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🥀 🥀 🍄‏ @jennygal50 27 Jan 2017
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        oh yeah, I remember now...it's 2017

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      1. crzbaby four-twenty‏ @CRZBABY420 27 Jan 2017
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        Good grief. Hopefully fucking soon

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      1. Satya  🃏‏ @iamDeveloper 28 Jan 2017
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        201x

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      1. John‏ @JackofSpadas 27 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: God Unable To Remember What Year Humanity Goes Extinct http://trib.al/aySs2XF  pic.twitter.com/sgHn9R6gqS” Probably soon.

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      1. Hathaway‏ @marshalotis 27 Jan 2017
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        Safe bet? Sometime in the 'Trump' years!

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      1. Steve Naisbitt‏ @naisbitt_steve 27 Jan 2017
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        - either that, or he's having a hard time taking a shit.. 😉

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      1. Matthew Loveland‏ @LovelandMatthew 27 Jan 2017
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        Spoiler alert: it's 2017.

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      1. Derf Millner‏ @MillnerDerf 27 Jan 2017
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        sorry to all you nay Sayers, life goes on. I've heard the bullshit all my life and that's all it is.

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      2. KRand‏ @Krand18 27 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But he thinks it is pretty soon now that Satan has put Trump in power.

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      3. Jeremy‏ @jsquidstew 27 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Krand18 @TheOnion

        Ah, but God put Satan in power.

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      1. Rebel With Claws‏ @CaraLewis42 27 Jan 2017
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        too bad @realDonaldTrump reminded him

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      1. Minuteman Waiting‏ @4RNation 27 Jan 2017
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        It started with scorned Liberals!

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      1. Tony‏ @Tony111288 27 Jan 2017
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        regardless when u die it's the end of your individual humanity either way the end will come in different ways&different time

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      1. MyrnaMarell‏ @Mrhbqct44 27 Jan 2017
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        2017

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      1. I drink w/ your Mom‏ @wilkins21 27 Jan 2017
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        Onion Unable To Remember How Being Funny Was

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