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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Jan 2017

    New ‘Doctors Without Licenses’ Program Provides Incompetent Medical Care To Refugees http://trib.al/c53k3TA pic.twitter.com/oUSljvNyYe

    8:33 PM - 26 Jan 2017
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      1. OREN ADLER, CPA‏ @OrenAdlerCPA 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I heard their abortion dept delivers babies.

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      2. B 👿b Blaskiewicz  ✌ 💛 👽‏ @rjblaskiewicz 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ah, homeopaths and Scientologists.

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      3. Somite of the Devil’s Backbone‏ @toxicpath 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @rjblaskiewicz @TheOnion

        this is my new favorite

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      4. Somite of the Devil’s Backbone‏ @toxicpath 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @toxicpath @rjblaskiewicz @TheOnion

        previous favorite https://goo.gl/CWyl88  Bush Sends Troops To West Nile - The Onion

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      1. Mimi‏ @mimicowan 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ...and soon to American citizens without health insurance.

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 26 Jan 2017
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        Under Trump administration ”poorly educated” doctors will be at a premium.

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      1. Rebel With Claws‏ @CaraLewis42 26 Jan 2017
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        thats @realDonaldTrump health care plan

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      1. Joe Herbert‏ @herbertmath628 27 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DianeRavitch

        This is basically the #edreform model for children from poor families. @TeachForAmerica should not exist.

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      1. Krista Maree‏ @MareeKrista 27 Jan 2017
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        It's the 'repeal & replace' for the college DREAM Act. No need for college education, just go right into practicing medicine.

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      1. C T H‏ @youtwy 27 Jan 2017
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        yes but have you seen you cousin and shenanigans @HalfOnionInABag? Needs ur support!pic.twitter.com/Rkgb7znSKi

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      1. Alexis Bietti‏ @alexisbietti 27 Jan 2017
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        I laughed way too hard at this one

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      1. Pankaj‏ @pankajk78us 26 Jan 2017
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        maybe they should hire PA's and NP's who do an amazing job at providing this standard of care!!

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      1. WireframeJesse‏ @WeeabooJudas 26 Jan 2017
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        BRB gettin' my resume.

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      1. Lil Ole Me‏ @faeriefille 26 Jan 2017
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        as a pilot program for healthcare for all Americans! What's not to love? #RepealAndReplace

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      1. Traitors Will Hang!!!‏ @Aurum420 26 Jan 2017
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        The Repugnant Party healthcare plan will extend this program to 99% of all Americans.

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      1. Dan Wheatley‏ @DanWheatley4 26 Jan 2017
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        These are doctors highly trained in "alternate truths" of degrees in medicine

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