Trump Claims Waterboarding Doesn’t Come Close To The Excruciating Torment He Experiences At Every Moment http://trib.al/ycflPY4 pic.twitter.com/HOPnm4L8Jo
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Today I am no longer able to tell the difference between the news and The Onion
@AlecBaldwin you gotta do a mean impression of this! You just have to hahahahahaha! Pleeeeaaaaase!
I believe it was Melania who said "I die a thousand deaths a day."
...they said there'd be Hell Toupée...There...You...Go 
You like waterboarding let us see you go thru it!
A Terriost has no rights here in Amerca onion head snowflake!
omg...is this man for real. Someone please stop him
Remember when the Onion was edgy and funny? Me too. Now they're just harping on one subject. #sigh
Alternate Fact: DJ tRUMP has not died yet.
probably every time he remembers who he is and what he's done. ARGH, WTF I'm Trump!? then blissfull amnesia
haha same xDdddDdD8===DddD
Is Trump Ok? I have been worried about his mental health for some time now. Is this a cry for help?
I wish
This is too eloquent (that means goodly worded, Donnie) for Donald to have ever said. Nice try tho.
Chill ... all he's doing is keeping enemy off guard
-- Surely it couldn't be worse than the torment he inflicts on everyone else?!
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