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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Jan 2017

      Trump Claims Waterboarding Doesn’t Come Close To The Excruciating Torment He Experiences At Every Moment http://trib.al/ycflPY4 pic.twitter.com/HOPnm4L8Jo

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Jan 2017

      .@realDonaldTrump, President of the United States: http://trib.al/lyXL4Uj pic.twitter.com/fNKAtMLVAd

      5:32 PM - 26 Jan 2017
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      21 replies 185 retweets 668 likes
        1. Colin Plumb‏ @telecasterfreak 26 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

          Today I am no longer able to tell the difference between the news and The Onion

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        1. Ayn Catalan-Bishop‏ @A_CatalanBishop 26 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          @AlecBaldwin you gotta do a mean impression of this! You just have to hahahahahaha! Pleeeeaaaaase!

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        1. Teresa Lambe‏ @teresalambe 26 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

          I believe it was Melania who said "I die a thousand deaths a day."

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        1. Chris Casey‏ @ferrodiabloC5 26 Jan 2017
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          ...they said there'd be Hell Toupée...There...You...Go 😒

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        1. HillaryPrayerChain‏ @PrayerChain4HRC 26 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @asmith83 @realDonaldTrump

          You like waterboarding let us see you go thru it!

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        1. Michael Stovall‏ @mikietx49 28 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

          A Terriost has no rights here in Amerca onion head snowflake!

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        1. Vita vasquez‏ @vita_vasquez 27 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

          omg...is this man for real. Someone please stop him

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        1. thelmatodd‏ @thelmatodd 27 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

          Remember when the Onion was edgy and funny? Me too. Now they're just harping on one subject. #sigh

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        1. Traitors Will Hang!!!‏ @Aurum420 26 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

          Alternate Fact: DJ tRUMP has not died yet.

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        1. Oniraptor ™️‏ @0NlRAPTOR 26 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

          probably every time he remembers who he is and what he's done. ARGH, WTF I'm Trump!? then blissfull amnesia

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        1. ριζοrι  🎃‏ @PicoriBlade 26 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

          haha same xDdddDdD8===DddD

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        1. sandy sm‏ @equityliberty 26 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @geeksrulz @realDonaldTrump

          Is Trump Ok? I have been worried about his mental health for some time now. Is this a cry for help?

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        1. Anna LP‏ @AMLopezPugsley 26 Jan 2017
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          pic.twitter.com/hJmBtkOiOD

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        1. Sharon‏ @weston7979 26 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

          I wish

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        1. Dad Cabbage‏ @meatlazer 26 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

          This is too eloquent (that means goodly worded, Donnie) for Donald to have ever said. Nice try tho.

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        1. RichBro  🇺🇸‏ @richbro22 26 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

          Chill ... all he's doing is keeping enemy off guard

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        1. THE NORMAN INVASION!‏ @NJS230 26 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

          -- Surely it couldn't be worse than the torment he inflicts on everyone else?!

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