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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Jan 2017

    How Does Mike Pence Spend His Day? http://trib.al/v6UJD6E pic.twitter.com/rafO7ZmjAj

    2:24 PM - 26 Jan 2017
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    • isaiah chu Chris Wang gold dust woman katie marie kozlowski Duron Lee Wise II voldemort sunbaenim Insert Name Here NY Yankees Apologist OneBucFan47
    25 replies 608 retweets 1,479 likes
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      2.  👻 extra spooky homo  🏳️‍🌈‏ @ChristaVoirol 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @brett_roberts25 @seanpatrick96 @theresjosephine

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Brett Roberts‏ @brett_roberts25 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ChristaVoirol @TheOnion and

        is this a bad time to say I am a fan of Gregorian chant

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Branson Antifa‏ @AntifaBranson 26 Jan 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/zKCQfOQ5AY

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      1. DrunkGodfather‏ @orvis2010 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        65% of his time is spent contemplating how to get pizza places and bakeries to not cater gay weddings.

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      1. Rising_Fun 🌅+ 🇯🇵‏ @Rising_Fun 26 Jan 2017
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        you forgot the half of his day shocking gays. Or does he do that as he thinks about other people who might benefit from it?

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      1. Dylan Weaver‏ @Minotahr 26 Jan 2017
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        how dare you, gregorian chants are the soundtrack of my life

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      1. DS61K‏ @WMKING2425 26 Jan 2017
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        Pence organizing someone to set up a WH Whistleblower account - 100%

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      1. Uncle Bob‏ @mumzerbenzoyne 26 Jan 2017
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        Mike Penice? Like most Penices-just hanging

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      1. Peggy0‏ @flgranny64 28 Jan 2017
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        @shoffner_md follow the onion

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      1. IE‏ @aviuqse 27 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂😂😂😂

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      1. Darrell Smith‏ @darrelld_smith 26 Jan 2017
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        @clairelwiseman for 'comedy' to b funny it must contain an element of truth, no hint of truth, actually racist, figuring

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      1. GarronJosephJohnson‏ @garron_joseph 26 Jan 2017
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        I bet a good 75% of the people making electrocution jokes dont even know he never said that.

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      1. JONATHON‏ @gpliafail 26 Jan 2017
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        Pissing on LGBT, Black, Hispanic, Asia Americans .while asking for their votes...

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      2. Nate‏ @ammadien 26 Jan 2017
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        @Blumman

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      3. chittering‏ @Blumman 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ammadien @TheOnion

        ah so it's chants,,,,, that's why you were yelling at me the other day. They're chants

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