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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Jan 2017

    Trump Claims Waterboarding Doesn’t Come Close To The Excruciating Torment He Experiences At Every Moment http://trib.al/ycflPY4 pic.twitter.com/HOPnm4L8Jo

    1:10 PM - 26 Jan 2017
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    75 replies 1,229 retweets 3,631 likes
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@realDonaldTrump, President of the United States: http://trib.al/lyXL4Uj pic.twitter.com/fNKAtMLVAd

        21 replies 185 retweets 668 likes
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      2. JKOCD‏ @JKOCD 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        His waterboard will be the biggest and best waterboard in the history of waterboards.

        2 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
      3. Czareon‏ @CzareonSays 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @JKOCD @TheOnion

        "I've got the best water, people always tell me, its the best. Best boards too, great boards. Only at Sharper image."

        1 reply 2 retweets 15 likes
      4. JKOCD‏ @JKOCD 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @CzareonSays @TheOnion

        "I know torture, I do it better than anyone. It is great torture, tremendous torture. Everybody loves my torture!"

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      2. Orama Spilsbury‏ @spilsbury_orama 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @lifelovehateooo He needs to be water boarded so he has the correct information.

        3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Lu‏ @lifelovehateooo 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @spilsbury_orama @TheOnion

        Look what this idiot didhttp://boingboing.net/2017/01/26/at-least-twice-sean-spicer-ha.html …

        0 replies 4 retweets 3 likes
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      2. THE NORMAN INVASION!‏ @NJS230 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        -- Know what? I believe that! IMAGINE what goes on in that tangled unstable fat head of his: Inventing "Reality" is hard work!!

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. THE NORMAN INVASION!‏ @NJS230 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @NJS230 @TheOnion

        -- And that explains a lot: He then torments everyone around him!

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Buddha of Suburbia‏ @toola70 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        At his age passing gas is difficult.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Bored Donald Trump‏ @Bored45thPres 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        True! SO BORED up in this big office, and they won't even let me watch TV much! Pure torment!

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      1. Vanessa‏ @vanrilder 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh shit, @TheOnion. I thought your paper was satire. This one might be a little too true.

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      1. tgrayvt2‏ @tgrayvt2 26 Jan 2017
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        .@TheOnion @KathrynKickligh It's true. Watching the Women's March must have been excruciating. Unfair!

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      1. DrunkGodfather‏ @orvis2010 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        let's tell him Obama did it and lasted for 10 minutes and he's a pussy if he can't do it for at least twice that long

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      1. Richard Robinson‏ @elflord71 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @redRomina I'm sure it's so true. Nothing alternative about that.

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      1. Dat Yomi Ashiru‏ @SOymmmh 26 Jan 2017
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        he should experience it for 5 mins

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      1. Dane F Manuel‏ @DaneFManuel 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        has become america's most trusted news source without missing a beat!

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      2. Bunny Myron‏ @Denise66666 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Geoff Goldbloom needs to seriously consider presidency @Idaho4ever

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Rhonda‏ @Idaho4ever 6 Feb 2017
        Replying to @Denise66666

        that would be just a dream. ❤❤❤❤

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Russell kelly‏ @Russell01232054 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dont give it a cool name like waterboarding call it what is TORTURE ... not a fun day out at the beach !!!

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