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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Jan 2017

    Man From Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin Hates When People From Eagle Point Claim To Be From Chippewa Falls http://trib.al/MQl4XQ8 pic.twitter.com/rfV4EKoFgF

    12:04 PM - 26 Jan 2017
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      1. qwerty_hancock‏ @qwerty_hancock 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        is this @h3h3productions aryan doppleganger?

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      1. [Insert Name Here]‏ @3vilHoneyBadger 26 Jan 2017
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        Does he know the Chippewa Falls Dawsons?

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      1. cheesy_rice‏ @Cheesus_rice0 26 Jan 2017
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        you'd think people from chippewa falls would hate that they have to say they're from chippewa falls....¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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      2. kylebrochill17‏ @kylerup 26 Jan 2017
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        @Jevans715 is dis yew?

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      4. kylebrochill17‏ @kylerup 26 Jan 2017
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        march about it

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      1. ohh that Paul‏ @Paulopolis 26 Jan 2017
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        1st of all anyone from there pronounces it (Chip-wa), not Chipp-e-wa Falls

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      1. Double Bogey  ⛳‏ @griff_golf 30 Jan 2017
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        this hits a little too close to home for me. #EaglePoint

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      1. Kegan Johnson‏ @grimreefer4207 27 Jan 2017
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        now this is news!

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      1. Jason Linhardt‏ @gospelsparky 26 Jan 2017
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        ' Wisconsin ties run deep

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      1. morgan jackson‏ @morgzjacks 26 Jan 2017
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        @ninjasorrel this is so you

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      1. NB‏ @NbNorisb 26 Jan 2017
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        I guess this goes under the heading of "and now for other news..."? 😀

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      1. Krista Maree‏ @MareeKrista 26 Jan 2017
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        Also home of Leinenkugel beer & the best ice race I ever attended (man blew himself up in a coffin between races on frozen lake).

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      1. Skizer‏ @Skizer68 26 Jan 2017
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        When will the cultural appropriation stop?

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      1. Akmal Adhil‏ @MaldivianTrash 26 Jan 2017
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        @h3h3productions is that you

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      1. ୧(╬ಠ益ಠ)૭ Bear-Ass‏ @LegendaryAsshol 26 Jan 2017
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        He's on point.

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