A 6-month-old brown-banded cockroach from a Queens, NY, bathtub drain: http://trib.al/o1DeUXx pic.twitter.com/JtKPVPbPZU
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A 6-month-old brown-banded cockroach from a Queens, NY, bathtub drain: http://trib.al/o1DeUXx pic.twitter.com/JtKPVPbPZU
tiny voices heard chanting, Trump, Trump trump from behing the refrigeratot in the night.
cockroaches came up to me -- and I'm surrounded by the smartest cockroaches -- just brilliant cockroaches. And he says to me...
has anyone checked in with Keith Richards?
Hmmm,anyone noticed they are the same shade of orange as Trump??? 
! It all begins to makes sense...
Looks like a Trump family reunion.
To be fair they are amazing beasts and have stayed in some of the best hotels in the world.
They were here before humans, they'll be here long after we're gone.
And, you know, the cockroaches..., they just love me. And I'm -- but they're so great, David. So great. You'd be so proud.
Haha classic
@mcharliee get ur boots
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