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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Jan 2017

    ‘1984’ Tops Amazon Bestseller List http://trib.al/nohXYoB  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/lBjul70iJd

    3:10 PM - 25 Jan 2017
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    • Anna Bjornson Tess hambone’s girl Texas Red Richard Sargent Theresa Braun NY Yankees Apologist Laurie Clausel
    28 replies 697 retweets 1,479 likes
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      2. William Lafi Youmans‏ @wyoumans 25 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nice to see @TheOnion being humorous again.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Tim “Espirit De L'escalier” Wright‏ @timswar 25 Jan 2017
        Replying to @wyoumans @TheOnion

        It's rough writing for The Onion. You have to come up with outlandish ideas BEFORE they become Reublican policies.

        1 reply 1 retweet 17 likes
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      1. JamieBerger/15mins‏ @15minsjamieb 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion Full 20hrs later, still a gem.

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      2. Louis Galvez III‏ @Boogalouis 25 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Louis Galvez III Retweeted The Onion

        Now they're just fucking with me. @theonion is tweeting real news while our government is spewing nought but alternative facts. #BizarrroUSAhttps://twitter.com/theonion/status/824393937603461120 …

        Louis Galvez III added,

        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        ‘1984’ Tops Amazon Bestseller List http://trib.al/nohXYoB  #WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/lBjul70iJd
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      2. Neel Patel‏ @neelfx 25 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wasn't that Animal Farm?

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Cheri‏ @Chericrane11 25 Jan 2017
        Replying to @neelfx @TheOnion

        That one too.....😉

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. alan lake‏ @Garlicmanifesto 25 Jan 2017
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        "all animals are equal, except some animals are more equal than others."

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      1. Daniel Jo‏ @Ostsol 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Kinda wonder if it also spiked after the revelation of USDHS and NSA datamining, which is far more applicable than Trump.

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      1. Polly Ticker‏ @MollyWolly8 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @jordanbpeterson

        Four legs good.pic.twitter.com/aHr6Vh0t7L

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      1. Ludo Eksel‏ @Ludo_Eksel 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @jordanbpeterson

        hope it's better than the lying narcissistic pig's own book on her term as secretary of state

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      1. Joe Tiempo‏ @Sir_JoeTime 26 Jan 2017
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        @jordanbpeterson I'm not sure if the left or the right is a greater threat tbh

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      1. JONATHON‏ @gpliafail 25 Jan 2017
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        Profound truth

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      1. Zach‏ @ZachBrimhall 25 Jan 2017
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        Obama

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      1. Cheri‏ @Chericrane11 25 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wanted to use a few quotes from that book but it seems there are many wanting to read it right now. Wonder why. 😂

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      1. FaveMLBPlayerName‏ @FaveMLBName 25 Jan 2017
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        😄

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