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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Jan 2017

      "I couldn’t help but notice that the current occupant of the White House owns more than 500 companies." http://trib.al/hkmB3O9 pic.twitter.com/6gWCSza8KZ

      99 replies 7,341 retweets 10,789 likes
      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Jan 2017

      Jimmy Carter, 39th President of the United States: http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/you-people-made-me-give-my-peanut-farm-i-got-be-pr-55143 …pic.twitter.com/xGnqHc84Ce

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        2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President, by President Jimmy Carter http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/you-people-made-me-give-my-peanut-farm-i-got-be-pr-55143 …pic.twitter.com/1BdvcbHEcr

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        3. markamusmaximus‏ @maximusmark 25 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          difference was you were a politician thus zero trust. How could Trump possibly put 500 companies into a blind trust?

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        4. Sevato97‏ @sevato97 25 Jan 2017
          Replying to @maximusmark @TheOnion

          then don't be president.......

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        1. Tami Cerullo‏ @TammiC22 25 Jan 2017
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          HA!!! Thank you Jimmy Carter!

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        1. Jeff Dehne‏ @dehnejd 25 Jan 2017
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          .@CNN @TheOnion And when he went back it was in need of lots of clean up work which he could have prevented. #DumpTrump #ImpeachTrump

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        1. Andrew Norrby‏ @ANorrby 25 Jan 2017
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          small?

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        1. Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM!‏ @Ironyrulesall 25 Jan 2017
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          True that, but he's ENTITLED! Just ask him.

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        1. Stephen Watkins‏ @swatkinsjr 25 Jan 2017
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          ...#fakenews is now real.

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        1. Ana Elena‏ @karmasense 25 Jan 2017
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          well , now we have a president with a peanut sized brain . I think it all worked out pretty well for everyone Jimmy.

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        1. Hobie‏ @pc1330 25 Jan 2017
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          truth

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        1. Evkb‏ @you_r_here 25 Jan 2017
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          ironic isn't it?

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        1. Don Hartman‏ @HartmanDon 25 Jan 2017
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          the country knew he wasn't able to multitask.

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        1. CurrentYearHitler‏ @VeganSuperior 25 Jan 2017
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          yeah the govner of GA had humble beginnings as a peanut farmer. Also he just happened to be a member of the CFR. Right.

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        1. ...Bewwo‏ @THEBENWA 25 Jan 2017
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          okay on the grounds that you are often a website that spins tall tales I know this is real dumb but is this actually Jimmy Carter

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