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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Jan 2017

    Lindsey Graham Cowers Behind Tree Trunk As Trump’s Hunting Dogs Close In http://trib.al/vkZyYYt pic.twitter.com/F7iTMxS2zK

    1:19 PM - 25 Jan 2017
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    • tragédielyrique👉👉 Dan Stilley Chandler Lassen Cassidy Chassagne OldCrow🔹🌽 Exitpursuedbyasloth 👉🏽😎👉🏽 Ciggy Sigh-dust Aria Powers
    163 replies 2,149 retweets 5,291 likes
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      2. Rodney D. Smith‏ @secotm 25 Jan 2017
        Replying to @D0NALDJOHNTRUMP @TheOnion

        drain the swamp

        2 replies 2 retweets 15 likes
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      4. Rodney D. Smith‏ @secotm 25 Jan 2017
        Replying to @D0NALDJOHNTRUMP @TheOnion

        I hope not My President , drain Lindsey Graham Mr President

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      6. Rodney D. Smith‏ @secotm 25 Jan 2017
        Replying to @D0NALDJOHNTRUMP @TheOnion

        lol ok Mr shit head just seen not Real DT ,

        5 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. Vincent Adultman‏ @DylansGotTweets 25 Jan 2017
        Replying to @secotm @D0NALDJOHNTRUMP @TheOnion

        Please learn proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation, before continuing to use Twitter.

        3 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
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      2. Snake 🏎️Oiler‏ @snakeoiler1977 25 Jan 2017
        Replying to @throwedoffrich1 @TheOnion @CherylLynneRose

        That's why I don't trust Rosie O'Donnell

        5 replies 4 retweets 82 likes
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      2. Dr. Friday‏ @Drfriday61 25 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm sure if you look in the tree you'll find John McCain

        1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
      3.  ❌Carolb‏ @CEB_AmeriCan 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Drfriday61 @TheOnion

        Nope. He's in cave behind tree. Idiot. "Cave Dweller" Dogs will get him!

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      2. Graham Cracker‏ @HeddaGd 25 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Run Lindsey run!!

        1 reply 3 retweets 43 likes
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      2. Child of the Fence‏ @JesseJames0n 25 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Republicans who dare question God-Emperor Trump will be tracked down.

        2 replies 3 retweets 31 likes
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      1. Rob Hanlon‏ @athalran 25 Jan 2017
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        Rob Hanlon Retweeted The Onion

        On @TheOnion today, Everywhere else by next week at this rate...https://twitter.com/theonion/status/824366012967567360 …

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        Lindsey Graham Cowers Behind Tree Trunk As Trump’s Hunting Dogs Close In http://trib.al/vkZyYYt  pic.twitter.com/F7iTMxS2zK
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      2. Harriet Stone‏ @Harrietstone 25 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm from SC, and I can't stand him😡

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      3. Spookius Maximus  🐙 🌵‏ @SusieusMaximus 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Harrietstone @TheOnion

        Neither can I, usually, but lately he's been very close to sufferable. Intermittently, anyway.

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