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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Jan 2017

    .@realDonaldTrump's border wall will run between the United States and its founding principles.pic.twitter.com/0DSoXn2vIN

    12:05 PM - 25 Jan 2017
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    25 replies 1,170 retweets 1,645 likes
      1. Deva Jasheway‏ @devawriting 25 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "liked" tweet, but also "cringe." When The Onion isn't even satire anymore... :O

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      1. Jim "I Go Pogo" Yoakum‏ @thearchivest 25 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/CJCQ8Z8xEs

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      1. Cory‏ @fkincory 25 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @jakestephens72 @realDonaldTrump "will i get my job back once the wall is created?" - "No"

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      1. first class numpty‏ @Truth_is_Satire 25 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Founding principles - slavery, genocide and crime. Insider Trading - the American Way: The Founding Scamhttp://www.counterpunch.org/2004/03/30/the-founding-scam …

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      1. Leimomi Martin‏ @MartinLeimomi 28 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        show us your taxes and sever all tied to your business interest

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      1. Kal Eido‏ @Kaleidopix 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        rt border wall will ɹʇ poɹqǝɹ ʍɐll ʍᴉll run between the united ɹnu pǝʇʍǝǝu ʇɥǝ nuᴉʇǝq @prismfiend @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/3ZGkZRVPUv

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      1. Ben BOOlstrum‏ @BenBolstrum 25 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        You know it's bad when The Onion doesn't produce satire.

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      1. The Trumpverse‏ @TrumpUniverse 25 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/QPrJaSLrN4

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      1. Happy Abode  🇪🇺#FBPE‏ @HappyAbode1875 25 Jan 2017
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        Bring back George Bush, all is forgiven! @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

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      1. Chronohwhocares‏ @DamenTools 25 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        This is real news.

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      2. Spooky Bill‏ @mrbill_i_am 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Brobi_1Kenobi @realDonaldTrump this wall really just busts up the founding principle of isolationism our country had, huh... 😅

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      3. Cam‏ @Brobi_1Kenobi 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @mrbill_i_am

        1) This is @TheOnion 2) US was founded way before the 1900's 3) isolationism is to save $ & conflict (this wall does neither)

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Spooky Bill‏ @mrbill_i_am 26 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Brobi_1Kenobi @TheOnion

        1. ya ik lol 2. george washington said that thing about neutralism 3. the wall keeps out conflict in trumps view

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      1. Jeremy Millsap‏ @jeru0455 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        The wall is like if political grandstanding could somehow become a physical thing.

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      2. Bernie M Estep‏ @bmestep1 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        Good name for a liberal leftist globalist rag. Onion make you cry Lies do too!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Jeremy Millsap‏ @jeru0455 31 Jan 2017
        Replying to @bmestep1 @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        The truth is now lies?

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      1. Hobie‏ @pc1330 25 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        truth

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