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my life is an onion article
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OMG if you can't empty your pheromones while flirting when can you?
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rookie mistake
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No wonder I'm still single! RT
@TheOnion: When flirting, don't completely empty your pheromone glands right away.pic.twitter.com/JthYlKkfHB
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Well that's all I need to know. Off into the social world I go!
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strange these still aren't working for me....
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"mouthing along with their words"?! She'll think I'm not right in the head.
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I've been doing these things for years! Glad to know I'm on the right track
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