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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Jan 2017

    Scroll through 'The Onion’s’ complete coverage of the last 8 years of a Republican-controlled president. http://trib.al/rZdoV2Q pic.twitter.com/sFzvxdIpQl

    7:02 PM - 22 Jan 2017
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      2. Jim Skinner‏ @JimboSliceNC 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        wouldn't the gov be coming for his drones?

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      1. Claire Smyth 🕊‏ @ClaireASmyth 23 Jan 2017
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        is that the married with children backdrop? Haha

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      1. Nicolas Leobold‏ @nleobold 23 Jan 2017
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        Lol 😅

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      1. Principled Truth‏ @James_M_Rankin 23 Jan 2017
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        Obama has not fire a gun in his entire life. He would shoot like he throws a baseball.

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      1. kevin voldness‏ @VoldnessKevin 22 Jan 2017
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        Photoshopped pic. Shame on you for putting this shit out. Now is time for truth, not mean-spirited bullshit.

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      1. Dev‏ @dev4stuff 22 Jan 2017
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        He was referring to his arms.

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      1. CurrentYearHitler‏ @VeganSuperior 22 Jan 2017
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        so thats why he left for California, for their lax gun laws.

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      1. Will (he/him/his) 🏳️‍🌈 #LGBTQIA‏ @WillPolitico 22 Jan 2017
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        So now we have a Russian controlled one???

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      1. Tim F‏ @timfrizz 22 Jan 2017
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        I think he should be wearing a "Make America Great Again" hat.

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