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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Jan 2017

      "I must do these foul deeds to free Papa, thinking only of his pained, spectral face slowly disappearing behind that lantern glass."pic.twitter.com/wbXf6L0AmE

      114 replies 5,203 retweets 11,862 likes
      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Jan 2017
      Replying to @TheOnion @KellyannePolls

      Kellyanne Conway, Senior White House Adviser: http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/you-would-do-same-thing-if-old-witch-had-your-fath-55119 …pic.twitter.com/gBDIiorBY5

      12:53 PM - 22 Jan 2017
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        2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          You Would Do The Same Thing If An Old Witch Had Your Father’s Soul Trapped In A Lantern, by Kellyanne Conway http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/you-would-do-same-thing-if-old-witch-had-your-fath-55119 …pic.twitter.com/BpCrVu8kAq

          32 replies 640 retweets 1,771 likes
        3. Fred‏ @FredICooK 22 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @KellyannePolls

          the first woman to run a successful presidential campaign , suck on that lefties

          5 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        4.  ☠️ ⚰️ Spoopy Degenerate  ⚰️ ☠️‏ @Swagmaster760 22 Jan 2017
          Replying to @FredICooK @TheOnion @KellyannePolls

          at least my dad's soul isn't trapped in a lantern, who's the real winner here?

          0 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
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        1. GOPtakeAstand‏ @GOPtakeAstand 22 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          sure the hell isnt sleeping at night ORable 2LOOK herself in mirror Surprising,seems heavily medicated @TheOnion @grudging1 @KellyannePolls

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        1. Ana Elena‏ @karmasense 22 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @KellyannePolls

          please wear the Gucci uniform while speaking on camera . It makes it seems much more legit .

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        1. John Long‏ @jacklong17 22 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @KellyannePolls

          .Choosing 2b a committed liar & a bully in woman' clothing is almost 4giveable.Being obnoxious is not.That is she

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        1. BLANTONIA‏ @DrBLANTONIA 22 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @KellyannePolls

          I thought that you guys did satire.

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        1. Valerie Surton‏ @mtvaljean 22 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @KellyannePolls

          Ah yes, the true cost of selling your soul to the greedy orange charlatan, SAD! #notmypresident #resistance

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        1. Skeptic‏ @abqralph 22 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          How nice that @KellyannePolls has brought "sound and fury, signifying nothing" to The White House.

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        2. Rob Major‏ @RobMajor4 22 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @KellyannePolls

          "I left the house in such a rush I forgot to put on my makeup."pic.twitter.com/R7WA2KtVlr

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        1. Len Ferrara‏ @lenferrara 23 Jan 2017
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          pic.twitter.com/7VVYN8tA19

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        1. Marianne G. Petrino‏ @NineTiger 22 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @KellyannePolls

          More like a Lich, really.

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        1. Abesheet‏ @abesheet 22 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @KellyannePolls

          : Ding dong. The witch is ugly.

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        1. JONATHON‏ @gpliafail 22 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @KellyannePolls

          Kellyanne doesn't give a shit about this young administration except the desires of her real Boss, Mercer.

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        1. Robbys Ramblings‏ @RobbysRamblings 22 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @KellyannePolls

          Your poor papa 😭... made me feel so sad! Good luck hope you get to be with your papa again soon!

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        1. Anke Koning‏ @AnkeKoning 22 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @KellyannePolls

          Hoping Kellyanne is not compensated 74 cents on the Trump dollar. Are taxpayers liable for Trump negotiated deal?

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