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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Jan 2017

    One of Melania Trump’s goal as @FLOTUS: visit the White House every now and then. http://trib.al/qu1hxca pic.twitter.com/TYp3M13X9v

    10:47 AM - 22 Jan 2017
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      1. cynthia jackson‏ @xcynthiajackson 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @FLOTUS

        Green room is not the place to be. New York is where she'd rather be. Darling I luv u but give me Park Avenue.

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      1. Monica F‏ @monykalyn 22 Jan 2017
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        can u really blame her for trying to stay away from drumpf?

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      1. BewilderedResistance‏ @BeWilderResist 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @FLOTUS

        This is much closer to news than what we heard from the press secretary yesterday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqlCerDN55w …

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      2. Maryann Lambert‏ @marnlambert 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @FLOTUS

        Show some respect to your FLOTUS. She has a child she is caring for.

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      3. Soulslap1‏ @klh1119 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @marnlambert @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/EpzNUVfyex

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      1. Ricky Rodriguez  🇵🇷 🤘🏼‏ @Rickyrod912 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @FLOTUS

        Her hand is bigger than Trump's hands. Opposites attract! Young-Old. Poor-Rich. Foreign-Domestic. Big-Small. Uneducated...

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      1. Danette Quintana‏ @DBQa101 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @FLOTUS

        Beautiful peaceful mother clss act doing what "REAL" Mothers do. Street walk children in civil disarray NOT HELL to the NO

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      1. @citizenoftheWo4‏ @zen4theWorld 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @FLOTUS

        @dokktorpropagan When #TheOnion is fact source... Let the lulz begin!

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      1. mop ditt‏ @Dianesiz 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @FLOTUS

        doesn't want to touch anything Michele sat on 🙄

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      1. Lavender Jade‏ @Lav_Jade 22 Jan 2017
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        She's thrilled to be far away from that old, saggy, orange thing.

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      1. Solus Ipse‏ @NickTScully 22 Jan 2017
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        awesome

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      1. KelisePolarBear‏ @KelisePolarBear 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump Tower NY is like the fanciest domestic violence shelter in the country now. POTUS unsure if this is a good thing.

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      1. Big-peter‏ @Bigpeter15Big 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        you welcome Melanie trump

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      1. Big-peter‏ @Bigpeter15Big 22 Jan 2017
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        yes fantasticka your welcome

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      1. Deanie‏ @wcloper 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @FLOTUS

        she would be happy to go there but she's so dumb she wouldn't know if she were there.

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      1. JONATHON‏ @gpliafail 22 Jan 2017
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        This back alley strumpet should not be representing America in any way.

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      1. Sweeteas Bakerie‏ @sweeteasbakerie 22 Jan 2017
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        why does she look like a man though?

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