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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Jan 2017

      Mike Pence Disappointed In The 200,000 Husbands And Fathers Who Permitted Women To Attend March http://trib.al/vox94dd pic.twitter.com/D8GK7Y227q

      459 replies 9,627 retweets 17,089 likes
      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Jan 2017

      .@VP Mike Pence: http://www.theonion.com/article/mike-pence-disappointed-200000-husbands-and-father-55116 …pic.twitter.com/C1tGgXd6MS

      4:16 PM - 21 Jan 2017
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      Mike Pence
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        2. Barbara Dellomo‏ @DellomoBarbara 21 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Are you kidding me!!

          1 reply 8 retweets 55 likes
        3. ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)‏ @psy_eq 21 Jan 2017
          Replying to @DellomoBarbara @TheOnion

          yes, the onion are kidding you, barbara

          2 replies 38 retweets 345 likes
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        2. Nigel Boone‏ @NigelBelsnob20 21 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @VP @mike_pence

          I think the phrase I'm looking for is #UnfitForOffice

          1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
        3. K Magee‏ @kmagee50 22 Jan 2017
          Replying to @NigelBelsnob20 @TheOnion and

          That's a good phase you chose Nigel. I totally agree.

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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        1. Jim Mussetter‏ @mussetter68 21 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @VP @mike_pence

          That is golden, thank you for making me laugh to tears in this dumpster fire nightmare reality of trump.

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        1. Sophie‏ @mickerdos1 21 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @VP @mike_pence

          why would they need to ask permission?

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        1. vluckylibra 🌟‏ @jakayla2fancy 22 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @VP @mike_pence

          I didn't know we had to ask our husbands permission to attend a WOMEN's march or anywhere else rly 🤔

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        1. maddy lucas‏ @missmaddylucas 21 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @VP @mike_pence

          y'all realize The Onion is satire, right..?

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        1. shrek‏ @isabelcw_ 21 Jan 2017
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          pic.twitter.com/Ovlc9NZdLY

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        1. Karen Perry‏ @kp99 21 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @VP @mike_pence

          Who asked? I certainly didn't.

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        1. Jéfe  🇱🇷 🇱🇷 🇱🇷 🇱🇷‏ @Kountrey_King 22 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @VP @mike_pence

          what year & age does he think this is? The comment alone is the exact purpose for that march smh

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        1. Patricia Maddren‏ @PmaddrenMaddren 22 Jan 2017
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          @ImpactDemocracy Wives are not asking permission . Talk about being out of touch. 😳

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        1. Carol Kesler‏ @caroltalkin 21 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @VP @mike_pence

          I don't ask my husband permission for what I want to do. I just do it. Duh.

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        1. Bernadette McKelvie‏ @bmmckelvie 21 Jan 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @VP @mike_pence

          Get you head out of the clouds Mike. It's 2017.

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