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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Jan 2017

    Mike Pence Disappointed In The 200,000 Husbands And Fathers Who Permitted Women To Attend March http://trib.al/vox94dd pic.twitter.com/D8GK7Y227q

    9:33 AM - 21 Jan 2017
    • 9,627 Retweets
    • 17,089 Likes
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    459 replies 9,627 retweets 17,089 likes
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@VP Mike Pence: http://www.theonion.com/article/mike-pence-disappointed-200000-husbands-and-father-55116 …pic.twitter.com/C1tGgXd6MS

        Mike Pence
        76 replies 921 retweets 1,802 likes
      3. Barbara Dellomo‏ @DellomoBarbara 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Are you kidding me!!

        1 reply 8 retweets 55 likes
      4. ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)‏ @psy_eq 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @DellomoBarbara @TheOnion

        yes, the onion are kidding you, barbara

        2 replies 38 retweets 345 likes
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      2. spooks em  🕸‏ @leighsearp 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        men don't permit women to do ANYTHING. we are not animals, toys, to be locked up. we are freedom speakers. we are our own PERSON.

        18 replies 291 retweets 1,104 likes
      3. Grynn Hauntless‏ @Flynnicism 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @leighsearp @danversholtz

        the onion is a parody satire news site. They're making fun of Pence.

        4 replies 31 retweets 436 likes
      4. Eric Christian‏ @ericbumbera 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Flynnicism @danversholtz

        there was gonna be someone who thought this was real 😂

        6 replies 3 retweets 114 likes
      5. spooks em  🕸‏ @leighsearp 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ericbumbera @Flynnicism

        point still stands tho bc it does happen but yeah ok

        3 replies 2 retweets 38 likes
      6. Grynn Hauntless‏ @Flynnicism 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @leighsearp @danversholtz

        you were well-meaning so I just thought I'd clarify.

        0 replies 0 retweets 58 likes
      7. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. L 🐎L 🐴Garrett‏ @paronlulu 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @KevinDarryl

        pic.twitter.com/33wAmSJI3z

        4 replies 60 retweets 134 likes
      3. Kevin 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈‏ @KevinDarryl 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @paronlulu @TheOnion

        @JoyAnnReid @amjoyshow This tweet says it all!!

        0 replies 4 retweets 6 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Harshil Shah‏ @HarshilShah1910 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        hey come on it has to at least seem kinda fake

        1 reply 52 retweets 378 likes
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      2. Ian Booooooothby‏Verified account @IanBoothby 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @progeer

        At least it gave those men a few hours to catch up on their gay porn. I mean straight porn. I mean mow the lawn.

        1 reply 14 retweets 279 likes
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      2.  👻 Heathen  🕸 🕷‏ @Dartmouth_Diva 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wait, aren't you supposed to make it funny AND not true?

        1 reply 6 retweets 60 likes
      3. Ace Defective‏ @GossSean42 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Dartmouth_Diva @TheOnion

        The truth is funnier than fiction. Also horrifying. Also crazier.

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      2. Vibrantankles‏ @Vibrantankles 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @le_rameau

        I would laugh, but I'm thinking this is probably not that far from what he's thinking

        2 replies 2 retweets 16 likes
      3. Mueller fangirl‏ @_hyphenate 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Vibrantankles

        You know things are scary when the Onion headlines are more believable than actual headlines.

        0 replies 2 retweets 17 likes
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