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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Jan 2017

    Departing Bo Obama Lands K Street Lobbyist Position http://trib.al/pCILTb6 pic.twitter.com/pSNlvc1XSf

    6:27 AM - 21 Jan 2017
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    19 replies 953 retweets 2,632 likes
      1. a real jerkass‏ @theunrealddp 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        who's a good lil lobbyist? Yes you are, yes you are.

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      1. Kate Harper‏ @GA_Star_Gazer 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @joshtpm

        Bet Bo knows where all the peeing accidents happened in WH. Cld be import info for 45.

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      1. Data Creationist‏ @bistromath2013 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Big Dog Food gets another bowl at the table

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      2. Andy Flewelling‏ @aflewel1 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And, he's his nose has been in the crotch of countless foriegn dignitaries. Current POTUS has only done that with Putin.

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      3. Andy Flewelling‏ @aflewel1 23 Jan 2017
        Replying to @aflewel1 @TheOnion

        *foreign

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      1. Holt McKeithan‏ @HoltMcKeithan 21 Jan 2017
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        @jsmooveee21

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      1. Jeff Hart‏ @phillyfan222 21 Jan 2017
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        @amsquaredd39 @ericaalynn7

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      2. Mark Saba‏ @marksaba69 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @catherinesaba

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      1. Colin‏ @ColinMcBride6 21 Jan 2017
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        @joespekofficial doge memes everywhere

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      1. Da Saint‏ @wbpad 21 Jan 2017
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        😄

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      1. LISA BURTON‏ @LISABUR84130191 21 Jan 2017
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        @joshtpm lol

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      1. Kate Harper‏ @GA_Star_Gazer 21 Jan 2017
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        I'd go along with whatever that cutie advises.- Star the Dog

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      1. Gary Floyd‏ @geefloyd 21 Jan 2017
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        with the revolving door in DC this might be real

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      1. Niamh O'Sullivan‏ @NiamhOSulliva10 21 Jan 2017
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        best looking lobbyist in town I reckon! :)

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      1. Judie K‏ @judiekstein 21 Jan 2017
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        And he's more eloquent than incoming president. He'll refrain from using "terrific" twice in same sentence when describing bacon

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      1. David‏ @davidlehmann09 21 Jan 2017
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        @politics_n_prep has to be more effective than his owner

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