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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Jan 2017

    ‘The Onion’ remembers the presidency of @BarackObama, America's first black and last respectable president. http://trib.al/HETOuLh pic.twitter.com/jkPXJgysAQ

    7:44 PM - 20 Jan 2017
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      1. Covfefe Canada‏ @covfefecanada 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @BarackObama

        If a president is "respected" by The Onion... ouch.

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      2. JT Nelson‏ @moneydad 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @BarackObama

        I think you misspelled. It should be least not last.

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      1. Rocker Mom ❌ 🇺🇸‏ @rockermom2 20 Jan 2017
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        The most lawless, racist, non American President. Glad he is gone.

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      1. The Aegis‏ @MatthewS100001 20 Jan 2017
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        Have to disagree with that "last respectable" bit, that honor goes to Carter.

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      1. Its_me_DBT‏ @DBTINC 21 Jan 2017
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        u mean first biracial? why u short change his white mother who raised him as the black half flew the coop?

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      1. Ed V‏ @ejvs87 20 Jan 2017
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        https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jan/09/america-dropped-26171-bombs-2016-obama-legacy&ved=0ahUKEwje98nSrNLRAhXC7YMKHWMWD5gQFggdMAA&usg=AFQjCNGQkKZUyaPSyq8uA6RP4mv1dSuCqQ&sig2=-6Y_m8R7afqMvH2YQQZfRQ …

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      1. Sunraven‏ @SunRavengirl 20 Jan 2017
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        respectable? Really?

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      1. Augi‏ @augischmitz 20 Jan 2017
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        So o o Donald wats your replacement? Anyone can destroy . U promised simultaneous change U gonna move to Medicare for all? B S is B S

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      1. Angela Marie Tomczyk‏ @Angela_tomczyk 20 Jan 2017
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        I would like to know why Obama could say anything nice about US. When he was out of the country?

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      1. JT Nelson‏ @moneydad 20 Jan 2017
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        he did teach me how to cough correctly. My wife thinks that's a big deal.

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      1. Ali‏ @ali97lurch 20 Jan 2017
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        last respectable Potus...SAYS NO SANE PERSON #FAKENEWS BIG TIME

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      1. James Polk‏ @Venus_Strand 20 Jan 2017
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        Crowd at the Freedom Ball cheering Fox

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