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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Jan 2017

    Departing Obama Tearfully Shoos Away Loyal Drone Following Him Out Of White House http://trib.al/u5SvkXC pic.twitter.com/8O5fI7qyIz

    10:22 AM - 20 Jan 2017
    • 10,262 Retweets
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    • Xsdf24 seanymack. OrdoLiberalism🎃🇺🇸 Jennamatan Chase Ishkur None of your business Neo Namu Myōhō Renge Kyō Rising Brad
    126 replies 10,262 retweets 19,874 likes
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      2. Shalini_Alld‏ @Shalini_Alld 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank you #BarakObama for showing the World the sensitivity of a top leader .... The World will miss you ....

        5 replies 6 retweets 30 likes
      3. h3n0g00d+‏ @h3n0g00d 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @Shalini_Alld @TheOnion

        and all 26,000 of his bombs

        6 replies 4 retweets 104 likes
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      5. Hojoz‏ @ItsHojoz 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ahstephe @h3n0g00d

        Democracy*

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. Redz Ch‏ @RedzChowdhury 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ItsHojoz @h3n0g00d

        most people supported those bombs since they were war on terror

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. Industrial Worker‏ @IWW_News 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @RedzChowdhury @ItsHojoz @h3n0g00d

        Those wedding parties weren't terrorizing anyone.

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
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      2.  ⚽️Mister Keller‏ @i_luv_futbol 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "all right, go ahead & kill a few more brown kids for old times sake"

        1 reply 4 retweets 94 likes
      3. Max Rontgen‏ @max_rontgen 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @i_luv_futbol @TheOnion

        I wish it was only for old times sake. Obama's unhinged drone war is more established than ever.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4.  ⚽️Mister Keller‏ @i_luv_futbol 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @max_rontgen

        I'm sure it'll be continued by our new POTUS

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. Pete NSØD‏ @NS0D 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Daniel_Rubino

        Drone whimpers and goes back to crate

        0 replies 3 retweets 16 likes
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      2. The Aegis‏ @MatthewS100001 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I go, you stay, no following.

        1 reply 2 retweets 47 likes
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      1. Marty Gwynne‏ @Logic_Argue 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ggreenwald

        I would laugh if it was not so fucking tragic.

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      1. #MAGA Wildcat!‏ @VPofClowns 20 Jan 2017
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        Teleprompter was not far behind....

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      1. Upper Join‏ @upperjoin 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        go'on now, git!

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      1. CAPT. JAKY 2018‏ @usaf48 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Bwdreyer

        #CNN watchers still think it's a hoax.pic.twitter.com/NqbWoFfrL1

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      1. Bernard Forgues‏ @bernardforgues 20 Jan 2017
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        The entire @TheOnion feed on #inauguration day is just great. A lifeline.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/822509708783271936 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Departing Obama Tearfully Shoos Away Loyal Drone Following Him Out Of White House http://trib.al/u5SvkXC  pic.twitter.com/8O5fI7qyIz
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      2. please don’t eat my ass spirits‏ @asourtaco 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @falloutlsd

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      3. Dracula Deathclaw‏ @falloutlsd 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @asourtaco @TheOnion

        aww

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation

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