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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Jan 2017

    Bored Barron Trump Counts Confederate Flags In Inauguration Crowd To Pass Time http://trib.al/WKAHAtB pic.twitter.com/e3ex0Ku6zh

    9:14 AM - 20 Jan 2017
    • 6,285 Retweets
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    • Edward Robles (((neal hughlett))) Taylor Reising (=^•^=)~ #1 kim hater nb Dennis Rivera Cheri Was Here #MakeYourMark Joel Nans
    234 replies 6,285 retweets 15,558 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. 🅘🅝🅣🅔🅡🅕🅐🅒🅔7‏ @interface7 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No. Too far. Delete.

        2 replies 4 retweets 75 likes
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      4. 🅘🅝🅣🅔🅡🅕🅐🅒🅔7‏ @interface7 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @tay_gonzo @TheOnion

        Not a trump voter but I don't agree with the press going after children of the president. Joke or not.

        7 replies 6 retweets 111 likes
      5.  🍑 🐊 ⭕️ 🦅‏ @liammatherson5 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @interface7 @tay_gonzo @TheOnion

        The onion is not "the press" and they didn't "go after" him. How is saying "he counted flags" going after?

        4 replies 3 retweets 82 likes
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      7.  🍑 🐊 ⭕️ 🦅‏ @liammatherson5 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @tay_gonzo @interface7 and

        "OMG IT'S JUST A JOKE LIGHTEN UP BRO. UGH PC CULTURE AMIRITE GUYS???!1"

        2 replies 0 retweets 27 likes
      8.  🍑 🐊 ⭕️ 🦅‏ @liammatherson5 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @liammatherson5 @tay_gonzo and

        "WHOA WHOA WHOA YOU CAN'T DO A SATIRE PIECE AND MENTION THE NAME OF A CHILD WHOA HANDS OFF"

        1 reply 0 retweets 20 likes
      9. 🅘🅝🅣🅔🅡🅕🅐🅒🅔7‏ @interface7 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @liammatherson5 @FamousAmos5 and

        You're a lot.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      10. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Melody Johnson‏ @MelodyJean1962 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't like Trump...but don't pick on his child. Low.

        3 replies 2 retweets 65 likes
      3. Jason  🎃‏ @ItsNOSAJ 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @MelodyJean1962

        he's the son of a billionaire. I think he can handle it.

        6 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
      4. Melody Johnson‏ @MelodyJean1962 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ItsNOSAJ

        Yes, but he is a kid. You can't choose your parents. Don't take out your hate for the old man on his son. Just sayin.

        1 reply 0 retweets 42 likes
      5.  🍑 🐊 ⭕️ 🦅‏ @liammatherson5 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @MelodyJean1962 @ItsNOSAJ

        What did they say that made fun of the kid? They said he counted flags as a joke. How is that making fun of him?

        1 reply 0 retweets 44 likes
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      2. PAN‏ @CosplayPan 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ChaseStraight

        going for the kid is lame! Did you choose your father 🤔

        2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Chase Straight‏Verified account @ChaseStraight 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @CosplayPan @TheOnion

        I see it as more of a general joke about the whole thing, than a specific attack on the kid.

        2 replies 1 retweet 27 likes
      4. PAN‏ @CosplayPan 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ChaseStraight

        Mate I get you, but it is still involving the kid and this is a no-go & wrong. I don't like this as I don't like his father.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      5. Chase Straight‏Verified account @ChaseStraight 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @CosplayPan

        Understood. I respect that you see it differently.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. PAN‏ @CosplayPan 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ChaseStraight

        same here mate 👍

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      7. Chase Straight‏Verified account @ChaseStraight 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @CosplayPan

        Now THAT"s what I call good dialogue

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      8. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Scarlett Min Ji‏ @ScarlettMinJi 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        not funny today. Have at least some kind of class..

        2 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
      3.  🍑 🐊 ⭕️ 🦅‏ @liammatherson5 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ScarlettMinJi @TheOnion

        Welcome to your new America. The Onion is equal-opportunity, authority-abusing satire machine. Now, Trump's turn.

        1 reply 1 retweet 16 likes
      4. Scarlett Min Ji‏ @ScarlettMinJi 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @liammatherson5 @FamousAmos5 @TheOnion

        I was thinking it should have waited, called decorum.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5.  🍑 🐊 ⭕️ 🦅‏ @liammatherson5 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ScarlettMinJi @TheOnion

        Waited? For what? Is the Onion in the business of giving people a day "out of respect now?" You've got them ...

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      6.  🍑 🐊 ⭕️ 🦅‏ @liammatherson5 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @liammatherson5 @TheOnion

        ... confused with an actual news organization.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. End of conversation

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