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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Jan 2017

    Trump Calms Nerves Before Inaugural Address By Reminding Himself He’s The Only Person Who Actually Exists http://trib.al/OIQlX7T pic.twitter.com/JYBBgxiBgX

    8:32 AM - 20 Jan 2017
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    22 replies 1,363 retweets 3,510 likes
      1. Tim‏ @timothyj9090 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @MatthewPCrowley That's his Mussolini face.

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      1. Snow‏ @SnowXwonS 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Reality" is getting closer to @TheOnion every day. Pretty soon it could be the only source of NOT "fake news"

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      1. Casey Ryback (rat god)‏ @toadswiback 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump confirmed as next Jigsaw successorhttp://wp.me/p26k3k-OR 

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      1. S12‏ @Sam274378651 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's just saying a prayer for snowflakes.

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      2. Ian Davies‏ @IanTheInventor 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @KaiserOfCrisps

        sadly that's his plan

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      3. Kaiser Of Crisps‏ @KaiserOfCrisps 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @IanTheInventor @TheOnion

        Ha ha!

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      4. Ian Davies‏ @IanTheInventor 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @KaiserOfCrisps @TheOnion

        It's not funny

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      5. Kaiser Of Crisps‏ @KaiserOfCrisps 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @IanTheInventor @TheOnion

        Well, it's either laugh or cry.

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      6. Ian Davies‏ @IanTheInventor 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @KaiserOfCrisps @TheOnion

        just don't cry with laughter ;-)

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      7. Kaiser Of Crisps‏ @KaiserOfCrisps 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @IanTheInventor @TheOnion

        It's difficult. That fucking choir from Missouri, Jaysus, what a dirge...

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      1. Kelly Getche‏ @kellyz713 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        or 'YAY I HAVE MILITARY JETS COMING TO CELEBRATE ME!!!!' @ginnykc @sawsharee @jmarshall8211 @Imain_Dipandant @rickr541

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      1. Karleigh Henger‏ @kharls22 20 Jan 2017
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        @Not_RyanCastle

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      1. IntelliBovine‏ @IntelliBovine 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Also, cocaine. Probably." Look, CARRIE FISHCHER said that, alright? May she advise us as a Force Ghost, then find peace. <333

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      1. #milliontweetmarch‏ @stopguninsanity 21 Jan 2017
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        @CloudContact dam and I thought I was the one having a bad dream #milliontweetmarch

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      1. maryb‏ @mazzyberry 21 Jan 2017
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        the Ruler of all things

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      1. Sierra Schweitzer‏ @SierraSchweitzr 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @brelynceleste

        I swear he dyes his eyebrows to match his toupee.

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      1. Booobby TwoHeLLs‏ @BobbyTwoLs 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Make America Solipsistic Again

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      1. Suprgrl  🌊 🌊 🌊‏ @suprgrl08347556 20 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ladiesgun oh, I thought it would be cocaine-his drug of choice. SNIFF

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      1. Logic First‏ @kimballnbitsII 20 Jan 2017
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        and doing an 8 ball in the bathroom!

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