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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Jan 2017

    ACA Enrollment Highest In States That Voted Trump http://www.theonion.com/americanvoices/aca-enrollment-highest-states-voted-trump-55082 … #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/Bgquv8SHVa

    4:09 PM - 18 Jan 2017
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    • Byron Summers Jenson Wilson 🏳️‍🌈 반시 비비 💀📣 beulahjetson Sasha Alvarado josh Meghan Anderson Deb Nystrom, dnrevel The Boat
    14 replies 638 retweets 1,112 likes
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      2. (((Howard Forman)))‏Verified account @thehowie 18 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the closer we get to inauguration, the closer @theonion gets to reality.

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      2. Bill Deegan‏ @RealBillDeegan 18 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        sign up required by law. Red Staters are law abiders.

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      3. John‏ @bierhorse 18 Jan 2017
        Replying to @RealBillDeegan

        It's not "required by law" just b/c of a tax penalty. Getting a mortgage isn't required by law just b/c u get a tax break 4 it

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Bill Deegan‏ @RealBillDeegan 18 Jan 2017
        Replying to @bierhorse

        Payment of taxes is "required by law". However it's assessed.

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      5. John‏ @bierhorse 18 Jan 2017
        Replying to @RealBillDeegan

        People who don't buy get healthcare from the Obamacare exchanges aren't breaking any law.

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      1. Working Trucker‏ @workingtrucker 18 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just wait til they lose it because of Republicans

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      2. Susan K‏ @slaybask 18 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        what the hell is this woman talking about..

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      3. Stephen Rodger Benso‏ @borithan 19 Jan 2017
        Replying to @slaybask @TheOnion

        Onion is a satire. No one said those words... at least I hope not, though closer to reality than I'd hope

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      1. Taylor Pepple‏ @TPepple 18 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @mcabee_nick so in other words, they're following the law.

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      1. Francis Weldon‏ @CountWeldon 18 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If you lost your insurance & had no choice but to experience firsthand how crappy ACA plans are, you might've voted Trump too. ;)

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      1. abby‏ @abby6179 18 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        enrol is high BC it's only way to afford price hike, before AC 300 mo, 1500 ded, this yr 700 mo, 6k ded. On AC 350 me 350 TX pyr

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      1. Matthew Maughan‏ @Maughanathon 18 Jan 2017
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        you seriously hating on ppl for enrolling in a mandated government takeover? Ffs

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      1. Joe Sexton‏ @jsexton9 18 Jan 2017
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        Counterintuitive at it's most counterinuitive.

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      1. the gauche gator‏ @gauchegator 18 Jan 2017
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        it's not optional...

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock 18 Jan 2017
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        And I stood on my head to prove gravity has no effect. Did I win the lottery? Damn there goes my life savings.

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