Hey, we've all been there. After the first 50,000, it's hard to stop.
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I would think it would be a nice change of pace from the other 5.25 trillion pieces of trash he has to usually choose from.
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thank you for allowing me to laugh through these difficult days.
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Could have been worse. Much worse. Could have been filled with Taco Bell.
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But is he going to cash in or cash out?
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whale reflects "at least I don't live in Sea World" and shrugs it off
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@TheOnion go all-in on the pass lineThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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he's now banned at every casino on earth :)
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Hey...we've all had those days.
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