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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Jan 2017

    Biden Searching White House One Last Time For Missing Pet Snake http://trib.al/bdqMcFM pic.twitter.com/XIYfGJfs8j

    11:27 AM - 18 Jan 2017
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      1. Michael Utt‏ @mcu216 18 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's OK, Joe, the snake wasn't in the White House to begin with. He'll be there by Friday.

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      1. ryeandi‏ @PovlsenIv 18 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't know what I'll miss more, Onion-Biden or our civil rights.

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      1. radical crash‏ @___MakutaMatata 18 Jan 2017
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        I'm gonna miss these Biden articles

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      1. John Staunton‏ @JonnyJomo 18 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @JohnKennyMedia

        Hopefully the snake will find @realDonaldTrump

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      1. Rick OBlock‏ @rickoblock 18 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        should be checking Trump Tower for that snake

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      1. TomR2D2‏ @TomR2D2 18 Jan 2017
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        .@TheOnion @SMShow @alieward @baratunde @JoeBiden Found him! https://vine.co/v/iHlWTzDvxVq 

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      1. lawprofblawg‏ @lawprofblawg 18 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @EvanSchrage

        "That's no snake, that's the President Elect," he utters in despair.

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      1. ingee‏ @chwingee 18 Jan 2017
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        @squideeb this reminded me of you

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      1. Ravi Lonberg‏ @thereallogberg 18 Jan 2017
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        @Zach_A_Franz

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      1. Kelly N‏ @kelly_n_h 18 Jan 2017
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        @bwilliams18 lol

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      1. justin rodgers‏ @justinmalahide 18 Jan 2017
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        @JohnKennyMedia There's a bigger snake arriving soon . Be careful out there!

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      1. Comradam‏ @Adam_Lynn_ 18 Jan 2017
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        @Sethfluck

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      2. al‏ @anita_onedance 18 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @bearhalos @_Bridge_mc me breaking into his house and stealing the snake

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      1. Vegan4ThePlanet@GreenPartyUS‏ @jthomson4bernie Jan 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @cook_robert_l

        Heard he liked to play that game with little girls. Creep

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      1. S Turner‏ @sandyturner01 29 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnionPR hopefully it's a rattle snake, cobra or copper head? Lol

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      1. keith murphy‏ @ricosalamar72 19 Jan 2017
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        @almurray he could also have been taping a bag of shit under the table.

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      1. Mike‏ @MikeCookinJapan 19 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @gavinesler

        Saw this earlier. I feel it's joke, can't imagine any snake allowed in the White House.. Wait, @TrumpInaugural - maybe they are.

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      1. jameshogg‏ @_jameshogg_ 19 Jan 2017
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        Yes... "missing"... in no way "hidden to suddenly spring"

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