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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Jan 2017

    At @realDonaldTrump's inauguration, watch for at least 20 minutes’ worth of great footage for future documentaries about America’s collapse.pic.twitter.com/xxGDqHYDMd

    5 Things To Watch For At Trump’s Inauguration
    9:45 AM - 18 Jan 2017
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      2. Full Metal Budgie‏ @FullMetalBudgie 18 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @haplesspete @realDonaldTrump I found this in the toilet when staying at Trump Towerspic.twitter.com/YytwIg29uW

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. Artimus Branesampler‏ @ABranesample 19 Jan 2017
        Replying to @FullMetalBudgie @TheOnion and

        It's a listening device, and his eyes are cameras!

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      2. GarronJosephJohnson‏ @garron_joseph 18 Jan 2017
        Replying to @StumanR @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        You ought to, whether you like him or not, its still history.

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      4. GarronJosephJohnson‏ @garron_joseph 18 Jan 2017
        Replying to @StumanR @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        Watching it or not will not declare whether you are a part of history.

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      1. Debbie Illinois‏ @DebbieIllinois 18 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        More scary than funny

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      1. Kat67‏ @lindyluu 18 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        Will be tweeting asa he's sworn in, "I am king of the world! Now I really can do what I want!"

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      1. Ange of the North‏ @vodkaangel22 18 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        It's coming.... #AnUnnaturalDisasterpic.twitter.com/N0V8mnc28E

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      1. VickyPearson‏ @VickyPearson16 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DauvitF @realDonaldTrump

        hi Dave, between Donald Trump, and the crazy guy who hit Michelle McManus in the face w his guitar c??!!

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      1. VickyPearson‏ @VickyPearson16 19 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DauvitF @realDonaldTrump

        hi Dave, yes, the onion and tears, namely...!! I like that metaphor!! It won't be a tasty red onion e! x

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      1. Debra McGraw‏ @DebMcGraw 18 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        "The Decline of Democracy: The Crowning of DJT & the Rise of the Red Hats" 😢

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      1. Rolf Zwaan‏Verified account @RolfZwaan 18 Jan 2017
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        Hoping for 3.

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      1. GarronJosephJohnson‏ @garron_joseph 18 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        I wont be watching because i dont want to watch a man die.

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      2. PoppyLu‏ @poppylouise1130 18 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        so far Trump has done more than Obummer did in 8 years concerning jobs and he's not president yet #BestPresident

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      3. Moon Eyed Meteor‏ @meteorinsky 27 Jan 2017
        Replying to @poppylouise1130

        look up " ignorance". Maybe you can get treated for it..

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      4. PoppyLu‏ @poppylouise1130 27 Jan 2017
        Replying to @meteorinsky

        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂#SORELOSER😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. Letti O'Loughlin‏ @nubianwoman3210 18 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        NOT GOING TO WATCH THE CLOWN SHOW!!

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      1. Derf Millner‏ @MillnerDerf 18 Jan 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @realDonaldTrump

        Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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