Republicans vow to create millions of minimum wage jobs as Pillow Technicians to relieve the suffering of the chronically ill.pic.twitter.com/V2iuIWWKf9
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Republicans vow to create millions of minimum wage jobs as Pillow Technicians to relieve the suffering of the chronically ill.pic.twitter.com/V2iuIWWKf9
@markos Breaking: The Onion finally issued WH press cred as writing finally seems legit.
is this connected to the Soylent bill?
Quick! someone buy a dictionary for the republicans so they can look up the word "detailed".
I thought this said "parents" instead of "patients" x_x
it is bleakly fitting either way...
To be fair, the GOP did warn us that Obamacare would create Death Panels.
I hate that this is in the Onion...
- take a joke man, #DAMN - it’s #satire Comedy is all about timing, not #political correctness.
Ok fine it is just sad that we can satire using a story that needs to be true because its good not funny.
....'need to be true...', On TWITTER??????
no in real life!!
.@TheOnion are you guys absolutely certain this is a joke? Personally, I wouldn't put it past them.
Great read on Mauldin's takeaways from Washington DChttps://investoralmanac.com/2017/01/22/mauldin-what-i-learned-in-washington-dc/ …
Hey it's that scene from The Purge!
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